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Song Parodies -> "You Sucked My Neck When It Bleeded"

Original Song Title:

"Just What I Needed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"You Sucked My Neck When It Bleeded"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

You guzzled all my cans of beer
But you don’t drink wine
Your friend Reinfield’s far too weird
He’s eating rats and flies
That Halloween costume that you wear
Is something I refused to bear
From blood bank you left smeared
I’m forced to roll my eyes

You’re kinky when we’re making out
Those hickeys cut too deep
You went and sold my queen-sized bed
For coffins much too cheap (Vlad!)
Your castle holds the gates of Hell
But it’s better than the Bates Motel
There’s one thing I’d do without
Which makes you such a creep

You sucked my neck when it bleeded
(Neck when it bleeded)
Ignoring all of my pleas
You sucked my neck when it bleeded
(Neck when it beeded)
And just like toothpaste you squeezed

The things you say chill me with fear
“The creatures of the night (night)”
Though you can’t see yourself in any mirror
You’re always looking fine (Vamp!)
Be glad I’m not the jealous type
Cause you’re surrounded by your “brides”
My one pet peeve is crystal clear
That makes me pout and whine

You sucked my neck when it bleeded
(Neck when it bleeded)
You think that I am your lunch
You sucked my neck when it bleeded
(Neck when it bleeded)
Do it again and be punched

You sucked my neck when it bleeded
(Neck when it bleeded)
Get the hell off me dude!
You sucked my neck when it bleeded
(Neck when it bleeded)
Because I am not your food

Don’t drink me!

My blood’s what you needed!
My blood’s what you needed!
My blood’s what you needed!

Hell no! Get lost!

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Christie Marie M - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Happy Belated Halloween to you, 'Thias! I vant to suck yer blood! Suckin' 555 pints of blood for ya!
kleineBlutKucken - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Squire O-Positive, this rocks !
Agrimorfee - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
You were able to get in a good listen to the song, obviously, with all the funny ad lib replacements. Biting good humor.
Brad James - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Man, best parody i've heard in a fair while... AWESOME
Jeff Reuben - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
The hickey line was classic, went will with the flow, put in subtlely, and was perfect. Funny song overall, I liked this one!
bobpiecheese - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) What, no sparkles? Brilliant parody Matthias, TMGLTM. 555-AWSM, urgent call to Mr. Helsing...
Rex - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I can just see the movie marquee next summer: "Presenting the next movie in the Twilight saga: DEEP HICKEY". Fun write.
Below Average Dave - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm sorry. . .but it's Bled, not bleeded, but then that did kinda add to the humor, and it was just funny, Vampire seems to be the new Black, so certainly hitting at the right time, and overall it was just all around a fun parody to read. Good job Matty
Matthias - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I know that's it's bled but that's not nearly as funny of a word as "bleeded" and that's what I was going for.
Silver Power - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I loved the title sub, and this was a really funny parody! 5s!
Below Average Dave - December 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Great pacing, and rhyming. . Overall a decent parody. A couple things I have to point out: "Those hickeys cut too deep" Hickeys are bruises caused by blood rushes (unfortunately I am all too familiar with them) and Vampires by legend don't care if you are bleeding or not, and the grammar of the title and a couple of other lines. . .seems like you didn't quite have as much time on this one as you could have, because I know you could have knocked this out of the park--if this makes my recording list in the future, I'm going to make the necessary edits--because outside what I pointed out, this is a very good parody
Matthias - December 01, 2010 - Report this comment
True but hickeys are also known by lovers sucking on each others necks with this in mind I'm saying that the hickeys are cutting too deep because the vampire's teeth are sticking into her neck. By legend vampires drink blood so they caused the neck to bleed. Plus I know that it's supposed to be "Bled" but "Bleeded" is a funny word and rhymed excellently with the title sub.
Mark Scotti - December 05, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) I vant to geev you fives...for this great parody that did NOT suck, though it sucked...LOL
bobpiecheese - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Blah! See above!
Guy - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC-YZ

Matt - This really sucked - but I think that is the point. Well done, sir.
agrimorfee - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Was B.A.D bragging or complaining in his last post abut his hickey knowledge? ;)
Christie Marie M - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC Tournament) I vant to suck yer blood...and yer 5's!
DJ Blaze - January 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Waitaminit, vampire..... hickeys..... OMGWTHBBQ. How many crazy wonderful ideas will you come up with Matthias? 555

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