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Song Parodies -> "My Baby Opened a Letter"

Original Song Title:

"The Letter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Box Tops

Parody Song Title:

"My Baby Opened a Letter"

Parody Written by:

Patrick

The Lyrics



First it wasn't safe to fly on airplanes
Now you gotta watch out for those sweepstake games
Yeah my wife is gone, who will clean our home
My baby opened a letter

I don't care how much money Ed McMahon says I can win
Ain't going back to the mailbox again
Now I've lost my spouse, thanks to Publisher's Clearing House
My baby opened a letter

Well she opened a letter
Said the chance of winning was one in four
But in her haste to send in back
She released a bunch of anthrax spores ---- gone away

Don't gimme a ticket for an airplane
Ain't gonna play those sweepstake games
She's gone to the great prize in the sky
Thanks to that old "Tonight Show" guy
My baby opened a letter

Well she opened a letter
Said the chance of winning was one in four
But in her haste to send it back
She released a bunch of anthrax spores ---- gone away

Don't discount my Newsweek subscription
What I need is a Cipro prescription
Now she's starting to harden
Better cancel House & Garden
My baby opened a letter
My baby opened a letter

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