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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Like Romney (Julia Rodriguez' Theme)"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Like Mondays"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Boomtown Rats

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Like Romney (Julia Rodriguez' Theme)"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Julia Rodriguez was a DNC delegate who is being investigated by the Secret Service for threatening to kill Mitt Romney during an interview with a conservative website.
The silicon chip inside her head
Was switched to crazy mode
And Romney ain't going to D.C. this year
She wants to make him stay at home
Secret Service don't understand it
They'd always thought she was good as gold
And they can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reasons do you need to be shown

(Tell me why)
I don't like Romney
(tell me why)
I don't like Romney
(Tell me why)
I don't like Romney
I wanna shoooooooooot that fat cat down

The teleprompt screen is kept so clean
Speeches talk to a waiting world
But now Charlotte's shocked and the country's rocked
From that death threat by this crazy ol' girl
Oh the empty chair back in Tampa there
Doesn't seem so bad next to this chick, mad
We can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reasons do there need to be had?

(Tell me why)
I don't like Romney
(tell me why)
I don't like Romney
(Tell me why)
I don't like Romney
I wanna shoooooooooot that fat cat down

The convention's stopped on this Friday now
And those agents stop by her door again
Oh you should be learning, if your anger's burning
You still should not threaten to shoot a guy
And the mic it crackles
And reporters tackle
All the questions and the hows and whys
And they can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason does Mitt have to die, die, ooooooh

(Tell me why)
I don't like Romney
(tell me why)
I don't like Romney
(Tell me why)
I don't like Romney
I wanna shoooooooooot that fat cat down

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TL - September 10, 2012 - Report this comment
There are people in this world who are just way too violent, and I could just KILL people like that!
Meriadoc - September 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Left way too much of the OS in (yes, I know it fits, but still a high percentage). Other than that it was pretty good.

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