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Song Parodies -> "Bakin' A Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Bakin' A Pie"

Parody Written by:

Mouse

The Lyrics

I just now noticed that most of my parodies are about food.. o_O Anyway.. um.. it's supposed to symbolize the uniting of all chefs, in a baking of the pie of life.. or.. something like that...
Well, you can tell by the way I use my wok,
I'm a gourmet chef: no time to talk.
Microwave and oven warm,
I've been slicing and dicing since I was born.

And now it's all right - it's O.K. -
And you may cook another way
We can try to understand
The Iron Chefs' effect on man.

Whether you cook flounder or flip those quarter-pounders,
You're bakin' a pie, bakin' a pie.
Feel the kitchen breakin' and ev'rybody shakin'
And we're bakin' a pie, bakin' a pie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Baking a pie, Bakin' a Pie
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Baking a pie..

Well now, heat gets low and heat gets high
And if I can't preheat I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my spoon
I'm a cookin' man and I shoot for the moon.

You know it's all right, it's O.K.
'Cause I'll keep cookin' every day.
We can try to understand
The Iron Chefs' effect on man.

Whether you cook flounder or flip those quarter-pounders,
You're bakin' a pie, bakin' a pie
Feel the kitchen breakin' and ev'rybody shakin'
And we're bakin' a pie, bakin' a pie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Bakin' a pie, Bakin' a pie
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Bakin' a pie...

Food goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help, me, yeah.
Food goin' nowhere. Somebody help, me, yeah.
Bakin' a Pie...

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 22

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Greesha - March 22, 2003 - Report this comment
The pacing was really good, i hate it when the parody's pacing is totally off. the song was funny too.
Bob Gomez - March 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I LOVE food songs too. Did you consider "Sautein' Alive?" Check out my "Free Samplin'" from March 5. Chow!
Phil Alexander - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, if you're a gourmet chef, what's the microwave doing? ;-)
A-lean - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This is a good and funny parody, It;s so much better than "In Memoriam"
JunkMaster - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! The pacing is very close to the original (maybe with the except of the first line in chorus, but I don't believe anyone could time that right) The lyrics are fun too.
Francois B. - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
excellent, i don't know the song too well but i've heard it b4 i like the kitchen breakin part that's hilarious

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