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Song Parodies -> "Stay Un-Alive"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Stay Un-Alive"

Parody Written by:

Sue Donym

The Lyrics

(Variation on a theme by the Bee Gees (Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb) as performed by the Bee Gees - "Stayin' Alive" 1977 )
Oh, you can tell by the way we stumble walk,
We're the living dead - an' off the clock.
Moans are loud - and bodies cold , an' we're lead around
By~a zombie clown.
But - Hey , it's alright , an' OK.
So , if you look the other way.
We'll knock you down - right where you stand.
And then we'll eat you alive , man.

Whether you're a fast zombie or you're a slow walker
We slay the alive , slay the alive.
Hordes are bodies breakin' , our undead bodies shakin'
As we slay the alive , slay the alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive, Stay Un-Alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive.

Oh , walkers walk.

We'll get you down low , or get you high,
Splatter your brains and blood - on our shoes.
We are brain eatin' zombies you can't lose.
We'll eat your head , we'll eat it raw .
Bio-Warfare - and - Big Pharma's
Doctors tried to understand
Zombie virus effect on man.

Whether you're a fast zombie or you're a slow walker
We slay the alive , slay the alive.
Hordes are bodies breakin' , our undead bodies shakin'
As we slay the alive , slay the alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive, Stay Un-Alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive.

AWWW!

Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me.
Some zombie ate me, yeah.
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me - eaAH!
Stay Un-Alive.

Oh, you can tell by the way we stumble walk,
We're the living dead - an' off the clock.
Moans are loud - and bodies cold , an' we're lead around
By~a zombie clown.
But - Hey , it's alright , an' OK.
So , if you look the other way.
We'll knock you down - right where you stand.
And then we'll eat you alive , man.

Whether you're a fast zombie or you're a slow walker
We slay the alive , slay the alive.
Hordes are bodies breakin' , our undead bodies shakin'
As we slay the alive , slay the alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive, Stay Un-Alive.
Awww , Awww , Awww , Awww , Stay Un-Alive.

Awww!

Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me.
Some zombie ate me, yeah.
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me - eaAH!
I'll Stay Un-Alive.

Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me.
Some zombie ate me, yeah.
Walkin' nowhere , no one can help me - eaAH!
We'll Stay Un-Alive.

Walkin' nowhere , no one can help you.
Zombies'll eat you , too.

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Sue Donym - August 16, 2013 - Report this comment
Cut-and-Paste caused a loss of 2nd line in 3rd major stanza/paragraph - Add: "Swallow your soul and let out - a Zombie Cry! "
Ann Hammond - August 17, 2013 - Report this comment
now you got this vannpire dancin

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