-> "Stealin' A Pie"
Original Song Title:
"Stayin' Alive"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stealin' A Pie"
The Lyrics
You can tell by my face full of whipped cream
I’m a pastry fan and I’m obscene
Like a clown it is the norm
To see my ‘grill’ fully transformed
I want Key Lime no parfaits
And don’t you hand me that sorbet
Whether fresh or from a can
I’ll dive in while it’s in the pan!
Whenever it is ready I’ll stuff it in my belly
I’m eatin’ a pie! Eatin’ a pie!
When it’s hot and flaky you see I’m getting shaky
I’m cravin’ a pie! Cravin’ a pie!
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!
Muchin’ on pie! Munchin’ on pie!
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!
Chowin’ on Piiiiiiii-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiies!!!
It’s Delish!
But since I’m broke I can’t buy pies
Don’t put it on the counter or it’s mine
It’s not safe in ovens, Check the news
See me take a flan there on channel two!
Cause they’re all mine! Huge buffets!
In my cavern of disarray
My taste buds want nothing bland
Screw that store bought, Bake it by hand!
Whether it is cherry or whether it’s strawberry
I’m takin’ your pie! Takin’ your pie!
When that crust is bakin’ my stomach starts it’s achin’
I’m stealin’ a pie! Stealin’ a pie!
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!
Snackin’ on pie! Snackin’ on pie!
Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp!
Finished your Piiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiieeee!
Yummy!
I’ve grown a round rear! Now pretty hefty!
Can’t stop inhaling pies
My t-shirt’s so smeared! With all this filling, man!
Absorbing these pies!!!
I’m now thrown in jail, Crime streak is done
Once a slender man now half a ton
I once survived on ninja skills
But now I huff walking up hills
Cops took each slice, I’m dismayed
But I’ll be back again some day
I’ll return to scarf pecan
Stuffed apple crisp inside my pants!
If you are a baker it’s time you meet your maker!
I’m here for your pies! Here for your pies!
You don’t think it will happen? You don’t know how I’m snackin’
I’m snatchin’ your pie! Snatchin’ your pie!
Bite! Bite! Bite! Bite!
Tastin’ your pie! Tastin’ your pie!
Munch! Munch! Munch! Munch!
Binging on Piiiiii-iiiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiiies!
Stuffed!
I filled up this chair! I hear it snapping!
A seventh helping? Yeah!
“No dessert compares to fresh baked pastry dough!”
I’m cravin’ a Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee!!!
Doc told me “Beware! This isn’t healthy!”
“You better drop that fork!”
(PiIIIiie! PiiIIIIiiie! PiiiIIIIiiie!)
Ate more than my share! I am a fatass!
Keep chowing down Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!!!
I’ll shoot you a glare! Don’t touch my meringue!
I’ll stab you in the throat!
(PiiIIIIiiie! PiiIIIiiie! PIIIIIE!!!)
I don’t have a prayer! I’ll soon be deceased!
All thanks to this Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!
I’m now at Hell’s Gates! Due to Gluttony!
Satan has checked me in
(OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh NooooooOOOooo!)
My pies are banned here! Just Devil’s Food Cake!
I’m missin’ my Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!
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