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Song Parodies -> "Nuke Squawkin'"

Original Song Title:

"Jive Talkin'"

Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Nuke Squawkin'"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

The North Koreans are OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!

Nuke squawkin'

Korea's nuke squawkin'
They threaten our lives, yeah
Nuke squawkin'
Child like no surprise
Threat squawkin'
Like boys from the hood, yeah
Nuke squawkin'
It does them no good

Gets us riled
Their threats just show
Death wish they're soon to see
Leader's wild
Kim's out of touch
He's gonna sink Korea in the sea
With all his threat squawkin'
His nuclear cries, yeah
Bad coven
Our nation despised
Your launchings, percieved as bad ways
And now your nuke squawkin'
Will end all your days

To the world
You're no good
Treaties are good rules
Blow it off
With no compromise
Nuclear cookin'
That's not used for fuel
And all your

Threat squawkin'
Says you want to die, yeah
Nuke squawkin'
It's clobberin' time
Threat squawkin'
You're up to no good, yeah
Nuke squawkin'
We're bombing Kim's hood

Just bombin'
You've crossed a fine line, yeah
Threat squawkin'
Won't buy you more time
And if missle launches
Eat bombs til' you die
So now your nuke squawkin'
Just sealed your good-bye

Threat squawkin'
North Korean lies, yeah
End fightin'
We'll blacken your eyes
Your army retreats on that day
Cause now your nuke squawking
Got you blown a way

Peace livin'
Enjoy a fine wine, yeah
No squawking, we toast your demise
And we won't tolerate
A terrorist's crimes
So don't start threat squawkin'
Or prepare to die

Nuke squawkin'

Copyright 2009

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NoNUKEsVotress - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, it's just so unbelieveable, that here we are in the middle of a KOREAN Missile Crisis, and no one in our US govt. seems concerned, at all ! !
Mark Scotti - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Youuuuuu said it. Thanks NoNUKES!!
alvin - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
you da bomb
Mark Scotti - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
"Glowing" thanks to you, Alvin. We have to be on our guard with these major loons!!!
AFW - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
No nukes is good nukes....light and unique way of treating a scary situation
John Barry - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment
L'il Kim is scarily amusing. Put him and Ahmadinejad in the ring for some dwarf wresting.
Mark Scotti - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Peaceful thanks to you, AFW & John!!

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