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Song Parodies -> "Slain With A Knife"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Slain With A Knife"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

another 'psycho' parody......
well, you can tell by the way i wear her frock
i'm a mama's boy...that's how i stalk
not endowed with woman's form
but i slip in gowns and get reborn
i know it ain't right...it ain't OK
i don't know why i act this way
help me try...to understand
so i can be a normal man

yes, i've killed another while dolled up like my mother
she was slain with a knife...slain with a knife
in the shower naked...now wrapped up in a blanket
she was slain with a knife...slain with a knife
WAH WAH WAH WAH...slain with a knife...slain with a knife
WAH WAH WAH WAH...slain with a knife

well now, biz was slow when she came by
i didn't mean to seize her...and make her die
all her worldly goods, i had to lose
in the car, she went...got sunk in ooze
i know it ain't right...it ain't OK
i don't know why i act this way
help me try...to understand
so i can be a normal man

lady was dismembered, but how, i can't remember
she was slain with a knife...slain with a knife
mom was bellyachin' and so i made a break-in
she was slain with a knife...slain with a knife
WAH WAH WAH WAH...slain with a knife...slain with a knife
WAH WAH WAH WAH...slain with a knife

life goin' haywire...somebody help me...somebody help me, yeah
life goin' haywire...somebody help me, yeah...slain with a knife

well, you can tell that i have no need to knock
i got all the keys...to all the locks
not allowed, but in i storm
lady rinsin' down....'neath water, warm
i know it ain't right...it ain't OK
i don't know why i act this way
help me try...to understand
so i can be a normal man

it was stormy weather and mommy said to get her
she was slain with a knife...slain with a knife
her life has been taken...of that, there's no mistakin'
she was slain with a knife...slain with a knife
WAH WAH WAH WAH...slain with a knife...slain with a knife
WAH WAH WAH WAH...slain with a knife

life goin' haywire...somebody help me...somebody help me, yeah
life goin' haywire...somebody help me, yeah...slain with a knife

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Michael Pacholek - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Whoa, mama, what a good parody. Come to think of it, hearing the original song makes me want to kill somebody. And two of the Brothers Gibb are still alive, so... nah, Johnny Cochran is dead, and I couldn't afford him anyway, so forget it.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I've never laughed so much at a death parody. . .they usually aren't funny, but there is some irony to doing such a parody to a song called "Stayin' Alive", it's like a complete 180 on the original song. . .and I can see the disco moves to these lyrics--which only adds to the humor. . .
TJC - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Ditto Michael and BAD, on this beaut, Alvin! Gotta leigh some fives on ya!
Ravyn Rant - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I think it might be time for you to record your "Psycho Collection"...I know I'd love to hear them all! I'll never hear TOS the same way again, so I'm givin' some fives, givin' some fives...
McKludge - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, Mother, I *am* giving him fives.
Ann Hammond - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
love it
GUY - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This is one of those parodies where the OS could have been the parody with a wee bit o' tweeking the parody could have been the OS. I`m `stayin on fives`. Fine morbid write.

Joke time - What is the definition of morbid in the Aggie medical book glossary of terms?
Make a higher offer.
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what is asphalt?
rectal problems..
.
Vericose veins? .
Veins that are vara close together.
alvin - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks michael, dave, TJC, ravyn (yes, i can't help returning to this theme) mckludge, ann, and guy (lol)
AFW - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Alf Hitchcock would like this...suspenseful and edgy...good job, here
Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Anthony Perkins in a white suit and medallion, anyone? You are the master of the Hitchcockian spoof, Al. 555
John Barry - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Room 5 for three nights!
alvin - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW, kristof and john
PMS - November 10, 2007 - Report this comment
You are the master of Bates parodies. I'm showering you with 5s

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