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Song Parodies -> "Bone Caught in My Throat"

Original Song Title:

"I Started A Joke"

Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Bone Caught in My Throat"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Never did a parody of a "Bee Gees" song before...I had never taken them seriously enough to actually pay attention to the complete lyrics of any of their songs (OK...I liked "Stayin' Alive"...but only as it was used in the movie "Airplane")...OH, yeah, I know that "bone" is not spelled as I used it...I really wanted to drag out those syllables the way the Gibb boys did...and I intentionally DIDN'T elongate the last "bone" of this piece...geez, this is more complicated than the whole damn parody...
Bone caught in my throat
I think that I might be dying
Say, Bud, excuse me
I am choking, Help - Plee-ee-ee-ease

Throat had been real dry
I shouldn't have ordered chicken
For I should have known
I might choke on the boe-oh-oh-owne

I raised my hands high
Spit out some skin onto my fries
Then phlegm blew out my nose
splattered my clothes
got some on my toes

It seems now I may die
Because of a bone from chicken
I may soon be deceased
'cause I craved chicken gree-ee-ee-ease

Guy, would you please try?
Smacking my back - two or three times
Arrr-ghh; face has turned red
Soon out of breath
A prelude to death

Then much to my surprise
I noticed I was now breathing
Lucky; once I'd been shown
How to swallow a bone





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Overall Rating: 4.7

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alvin rhodes - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
what lovely sentiment...lol....call me sick, but i like it...5s
Paul Robinson - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin...Ok, you're sick...lol...but whatever it is I think I have it, too....Thanks ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I DKTOS but this is funny. Though Beavis and Butthead are probably not to your tastes, this reminds me of when Butthead chokes on a chicken bone. I suppose you would know what Beavis said.
Paul Robinson - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Red - thanks for looking in, glad the read gave you a chuckle...I only saw a few Beavis/Butthead episodes...so I'm not really sure what Beavis might say off the top of my head right now...but I'm sure it would be juvenile and crude and maybe kinda funny ~ ~ ~
Yet Another Dutchman - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Uh huh-huh-huh... Uh huh-huh-huh... You're choking on your chicken... Uh huh-huh-huh...
Adagio - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Then phlegm blew out my nose
splattered my clothes
got some on my toes

Ewww!! Funny! 5's
Stuart McArthur - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
good send-up of the whiny OS paul - 555
Rick C - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I find a lot of the Bee Gees later music hard to swallow....555
Paul Robinson - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
YAD, Adagio, Stuart & Rick C...Thanks! Yeah, I thought this parody story fit the OS's "whiny" tone to a "T"(bone) ~ ~ ~
Johnny D - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Paul, this parody would sound great accompanied by piano-maneuvers from Marvin Heimlich.
Paul Robinson - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
JD - yes, and I've heard that there is nothing quite like a good Heim-liching on your piece ~ ~ ~

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