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Song Parodies -> "Slayin' My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Slayin' My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, you can tell by the way i smoothly stalk
i'm a schemin' man...i'm through with talk
woman loud and woman warned
i've been pushed around...by all her scorn
but now its alright...its ok
her goose is cooked, i'd guess you'd say
though i've been...a peaceful man
a violent crime is what i plan

maybe i should plug her and maybe i should smother
but i'm slayin' my wife...slayin' my wife
feel her neck a-breakin', because i've been a-shakin'
when i'm slayin' my wife...slayin' my wife
ha ha ha ha...slayin' my wife...slayin' my wife
ha ha ha ha..slayin' my wife

well now, i'll hit low and i'll hit high
and if she still is breathin'...i'll further try
got to wipe the bloodstains from my shoes
i'm a careful man....with a lot of lose
you know its alright...its ok
she'll live till i snap one day
when she dies...you understand
at last, i'll be a happy man

maybe i should plug her and maybe i should smother
but i'm slayin' my wife...slayin' my wife
feel her neck a-breakin', because i've been a-shakin'
when i'm slayin' my wife...slayin' my wife
ha ha ha ha...slayin' my wife...slayin' my wife
ha ha ha ha..slayin' my wife

life if i'm caught there...lawyers can't help me
lawyers can't help me...no
life if i'm caught there...lawyers can't help me
lawyers can't help me...no...slayin' my wife

well, you can tell by the way that shrew would mock
she would cause her man...to knock her block
she'll scream loud...when in, i storm
there's no prints around...cause gloves, i've worn
and now its alright...its ok
i can't see no other way
she may cry..which i can't stand
but i won't stop what i have planned

maybe i should plug her and maybe i should smother
but i'm slayin' my wife...slayin' my wife
feel her neck a-breakin', because i've been a-shakin'
when i'm slayin' my wife...slayin' my wife
ha ha ha ha...slayin' my wife...slayin' my wife
ha ha ha ha..slayin' my wife
life if i'm caught there...lawyers can't help me
lawyers can't help me...no
life if i'm caught there...lawyers can't help me
lawyers can't help me...no...slayin' my wife


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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Royce Miller - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, I'm not the one guy; you've killed me softly with your song.
Kristof Robertson - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, is it Misogyny Thursday on Amiright? I shouldn't have been entertained by this, Al....but I was. 555
Othello J. Simpson - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's hoping the D.A. doesn't subpoena Chucky's records.
Arwen - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta say...I laughed. As bad as that may be...I laughed. But you realize that I'm giving the ring back, now...right? Um...unless that is going to piss you off...
John A. Barry - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate disco, but I was listening to the OS recently on the radio and the phrasing and pacing are tough to handle. And you did it superbly. Makin' it fives, makin' it fives.
AFW - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
You have a write to this parody...Was this OJ's theme song?...555
Claude Prez - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha ha ha ha
alvin rhodes - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks all....lol, arwen
Michael Pacholek - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin is now going off to search for the real parodist.
Kat - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, this is morbid!
Red Ant - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
555 here too for you, but curious that a parody about murder is rated so much better than my parody "Crippled For Life" about handicapped people. Not jealous, just apparently my sense of humor to some is as tateless as a stale ricecake.

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