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Song Parodies -> "How Deep is the Pond"

Original Song Title:

"How Deep is Your Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"How Deep is the Pond"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

About someone who's afraid of the water.
I wanna swim in the morning sun
I wanna swim out in the pouring rain
And the moment that I wade away from you
I'm justa hopin' that I don't fall in

And I start to feel a little breeze
I start to get real numb, I can't feel my knees
And it's me you need to show...

How deep is the pond? (How deep is the pond, how deep is the pond?)
I really need to know
'Cause I don't know the depth of this pool,
Don't wanna drown
Is it really three feet deep?
Will you measure it for me?

I believe in you
That you will help me if the water's cold
I wish I took more time in swimming lessons
Ya better catch me if I fall

And I hope you know
That I'm trustin' you
You're my lifeguard
If I'm to be rescued
And it's me you need to show...

How deep is the pond? (How deep is the pond, how deep is the pond?)
I really need to know
'Cause I don't know the depth of this pool,
Don't wanna drown
Is it really three feet deep?
Will you measure it for me?

How deep is the pond? (How deep is the pond, how deep is the pond?)
I really need to know
'Cause I don't know the depth of this pool,
Don't wanna drown
Is it really three feet deep?
Will you measure it for me?

(Repeat, fade out)
lebeiw@lycos.com; comments are welcome.

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
It sounds like the person in this parady is about to drown. I found it really funny. Just one question before I finish. Was this parady about the little boy who drowned at Tommy Lee's????????????
lebeiw15 - May 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments =) No, I haven't even heard about the kid who drowned at Tommy Lee's...
Jeff Reuben - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Why did I think this was by Air Supply? I checked, I'm wrong.

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