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Song Parodies -> "More Than a Mormon"

Original Song Title:

"More Than a Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"More Than a Mormon"

Parody Written by:

mac195

The Lyrics

No offense intended to any Mormon readers. I do know that you're only allowed one now. :-)
Oh, girl I've known your father well
You're Brother Joseph's Emily May
I've never really looked before
But you're well grown, 12 and a day.

You would make a fine young wife
I've got ten but think that you
Would make a swell addition and
Besides, the elders told you to

Here on my farm you'll find a paradise
Your only chance for happiness
And if you lose that frown, a new dress I'll buy

Oh, make me 23 male babies
We shall multiply, we shall make descendants
Like the stars up in the sky.


More than a Mormon, more than a Mormon to me
More than a Mormon, more than a Mormon to me
More than a Mormon, oh, oh, oh

There are stories old and true
Of girls who married young as you
And me, I sure can see myself
With six new wives to please myself

Reflect on my appeal to you
Thinking about the future when
You'll have 5 wives below you dear
Move up each time I wed again


Think of the fun we'll have, hot days, July
Buck naked at the swimming hole
Think I could love all of my wives at one try

Oh, make me 23 male babies
We shall multiply, we shall make decendants
Like the stars up in the sky.


More than a Mormon, more than a Mormon to me
More than a Mormon, more than a Mormon to me
More than a Mormon, oh, oh, oh

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Leo Jay - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I. Love. This. But then, I'm not Mormon. "Make me 23..." made me absolutely lose it -- great substitution.
Joe Smith - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
More Mormon parodies. Brigham on.
mac - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo. Maybe the Mormons have a sense of humor, and are getting a good chuckle out of this one too. Then again... :-)
Stray Pooch - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I am DEEPLY offended by this parody - cause I can't remember any more than the chorus of the flippin' song!!!!!! I hate anything that makes me feel old! I split a gut on the "five wives below you!" I'll have to give you the benefit of the doubt on the pacing. But the 5 on funny is well-earned. Congratulations. Now prepare to burn in heck, you heathen!!! :D
mac - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Well Pooch, I may well be lacking in fire insurance now as I've dissed the Jews AND the Mormons. The Catholics have been pummeled to such an extent on this site that I don't have the heart to pile on. ;-)
Kristof Robertson - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Ut-ah man!!! (geddit?) Well done 555
mac - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof. I wonder what my wife would think of this song. Guess Al-as-ka. :-)
Johnny D - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You posted this parody about 23 male babies on June 23, so I shall reward thee with three (2+3)'s.
mystery - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
it was great
jessica_bravo - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
muy bien nos hace reflexionar la vida de jesus como habla jose smith
Dylan Baranski - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever parody, mac. 555 wives for you. jessica_bravo: Ich spreche nicht Spanisch.

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