Song Parodies -> More Than a Mormon
| Original Song Title: | "More Than a Woman" |
| Original Performer: | The Bee Gees |
| Parody Song Title: | "More Than a Mormon" |
| Parody Written by: | mac195 |
No offense intended to any Mormon readers. I do know that you're only allowed one now. :-)
Oh, girl I've known your father well
You're Brother Joseph's Emily May
I've never really looked before
But you're well grown, 12 and a day.
You would make a fine young wife
I've got ten but think that you
Would make a swell addition and
Besides, the elders told you to
Here on my farm you'll find a paradise
Your only chance for happiness
And if you lose that frown, a new dress I'll buy
Oh, make me 23 male babies
We shall multiply, we shall make descendants
Like the stars up in the sky.
More than a Mormon, more than a Mormon to me
More than a Mormon, more than a Mormon to me
More than a Mormon, oh, oh, oh
There are stories old and true
Of girls who married young as you
And me, I sure can see myself
With six new wives to please myself
Reflect on my appeal to you
Thinking about the future when
You'll have 5 wives below you dear
Move up each time I wed again
Think of the fun we'll have, hot days, July
Buck naked at the swimming hole
Think I could love all of my wives at one try
Oh, make me 23 male babies
We shall multiply, we shall make decendants
Like the stars up in the sky.
More than a Mormon, more than a Mormon to me
More than a Mormon, more than a Mormon to me
More than a Mormon, oh, oh, oh
You're Brother Joseph's Emily May
I've never really looked before
But you're well grown, 12 and a day.
You would make a fine young wife
I've got ten but think that you
Would make a swell addition and
Besides, the elders told you to
Here on my farm you'll find a paradise
Your only chance for happiness
And if you lose that frown, a new dress I'll buy
Oh, make me 23 male babies
We shall multiply, we shall make descendants
Like the stars up in the sky.
More than a Mormon, more than a Mormon to me
More than a Mormon, more than a Mormon to me
More than a Mormon, oh, oh, oh
There are stories old and true
Of girls who married young as you
And me, I sure can see myself
With six new wives to please myself
Reflect on my appeal to you
Thinking about the future when
You'll have 5 wives below you dear
Move up each time I wed again
Think of the fun we'll have, hot days, July
Buck naked at the swimming hole
Think I could love all of my wives at one try
Oh, make me 23 male babies
We shall multiply, we shall make decendants
Like the stars up in the sky.
More than a Mormon, more than a Mormon to me
More than a Mormon, more than a Mormon to me
More than a Mormon, oh, oh, oh
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I. Love. This. But then, I'm not Mormon. "Make me 23..." made me absolutely lose it -- great substitution.
More Mormon parodies. Brigham on.
Thanks, Leo. Maybe the Mormons have a sense of humor, and are getting a good chuckle out of this one too. Then again... :-)
I am DEEPLY offended by this parody - cause I can't remember any more than the chorus of the flippin' song!!!!!! I hate anything that makes me feel old! I split a gut on the "five wives below you!" I'll have to give you the benefit of the doubt on the pacing. But the 5 on funny is well-earned. Congratulations. Now prepare to burn in heck, you heathen!!! :D
Well Pooch, I may well be lacking in fire insurance now as I've dissed the Jews AND the Mormons. The Catholics have been pummeled to such an extent on this site that I don't have the heart to pile on. ;-)
Ut-ah man!!! (geddit?) Well done 555
Thanks, Kristof. I wonder what my wife would think of this song. Guess Al-as-ka. :-)
You posted this parody about 23 male babies on June 23, so I shall reward thee with three (2+3)'s.
it was great
muy bien nos hace reflexionar la vida de jesus como habla jose smith
Clever parody, mac. 555 wives for you. jessica_bravo: Ich spreche nicht Spanisch.
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