-> "More than a Walrus"
Original Song Title:
"More than a Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"More than a Walrus"
Parody Written by:
The Eggman
The Lyrics
I saw you on that cold iceberg,
that other day ,just after dusk.
Oh,what that image did for me,
moonlight,reflecting off your tusks.
And now,I'm seeing you again,
and thinking thoughts forbidden,
Your beauty took its hold on me
as I'm about to take your fin.
Deep in the briny blue where we will dive,
where all the bottom feeders go-
I start to look into your big,brown,eyes-
-and pray you'll always be my ever-
lovin' pinniped,wrapped up in your fins
beside you,in an ocean bed.(in an ocean bed.)
More than a walrus, more than a walrus is she.
More than a walrus, more than a walrus is she.
More than a walrus, oh ,oh, oh,
Since Cupids arrow came for me
and revealed to me a love that just
rightly seems so much more robust
than even the tastiest mollusk.
Your wkiskers gentle tickle says
the feelings must be mutual,
the way you nuzzle 'round my neck,
(perhaps looking for the last mack'rel)
Because I'm with you now-I'm so hap-py
(and you appear to be well-fed)
And I will prove my love every time I say-
-"I pray you'll always be my ever-
-loving pinneped,wrapped up in your fins,
beside you in an ocean bed'.(in an ocean bed)
More than a walrus,More than a walrus is she
More than a walrus,More than a walrus is she
More than a walrus, oh, oh, oh-
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