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Song Parodies -> "War Monger"

Original Song Title:

"Night Fever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"War Monger"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Dover & Bill Tong

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Bush's hawkish Secretary of Defense, Donald "Rummy" Rumsfeld
(instrumental intro)
.
Rummy's still around.
Weapons, air to sea to ground.
On Iraq, to drop bombs down.
'Cause war is his goal.
Regime change, his refrain.
To oust Saddam Hussein.
He's the hawk who now battles
For Bush's soul.

Propping up Bush the moron
Are hawks on the Right.
Controls Shrub's mind and his soul.
Rummy's helping Shrub to be
A "war hero" overnight.

He's a war monger, war monger.
More war, he'll pursue it.
He's a war monger, war monger.
He knows how to sow it.

What a scam!
Cold War relic back from the past.
War contract misuse, a gold mine.
Rummy will spin.
Says all is fine...

He's a war monger, war monger.
More war, he'll pursue it.
He's a war monger, war monger.
He knows how to sow it.

A defeat for the Shrub;
World gives no help to him to make war.
They have had enough, and gave
Bush a stern warning.
But Don Rumsfeld don't mind
To do all of Bush's talkin'.
World's whistlin' in the dark,
World peace, they're mournin'.

Propping up Bush the moron
Are hawks on the Right.
Controls Shrub's mind and his soul.
Rummy's helping Shrub to be
A "war hero" overnight.

He's a war monger, war monger.
More war, he'll pursue it.
He's a war monger, war monger.
He knows how to sow it.

What a scam!
Cold War relic back from the past.
War contract misuse, a gold mine.
Rummy will spin.
Says all is fine...

He's a war monger, war monger.
More war, he'll pursue it.
He's a war monger, war monger.
He knows how to sow it.

He's a war monger, war monger.
More war, he'll pursue it.
He's a war monger, war monger.
He knows how to sow it...

(repeat refrain and fade)

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