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Song Parodies -> "Knights Of Ni"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Knights Of Ni"

Parody Written by:

Ogi

The Lyrics

If you are reading this then you probably know who Knights of Ni are. But if you don't i really recommend you to watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfGd3G6dg scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, about fearsome Knights who say Ni and whose only weakness is hearing the word "it"
When across the English land i travel,
With my knightly company
Knowing not where I'll meet
enemy

And in that hour of danger
They are standing right in front of me
Saying only one word,
Knights of Ni

The mighty
And holy
Company
Knights of Ni
Saying that one word so
Wickedly

And then they tell us that we have to
Do a quest that's not easy
If we don't want them to
Tell us Ni

As long as we're not startled
At the lurking things that there might be
Such as killer beasts like
a bunny

Knights of Ni,
Now must we,
Bring to thee,
Little tree,
Better known to men as
Shrubbery

Hey crazy
Cat lady
Where can we
Shrubbery
Find and bring it to the
Knights of Ni?

[instrumental while Arthur is arguing with cat lady who pretends not to know anything about shrubberies and at the end finding a travelling
shrubbery seller]

Knights of Ni
Knights of Ni
Here are we
As you see
We have brought you little
Shrubbery

But they are still not happy
And again they try to threaten me
Now they want another
Shrubbery

They scream now at the sound of something
(Like we do when we hear Ni)
Something's scaring fearsome
Knights of Ni

what IT be?
IT hurts thee
can IT be
word or three?
should we find IT out or
let IT be?

Troubadours
Just still be
And calmly
Play to me
Great hit from twentieth
century

Let IT be
Let IT be
Let IT be, owww
Let IT be
Why knights now are screaming
Painfully?

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Old Man Ribber - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Ogi - As a sign of respect, I shall bring you a sacrifice...A SHRUBBERY!!! (Nice work!) ;D
Wendy Christopher - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Aaaahh.... my second reminder today of my art student days (when being a Monty Python fan was practically part of the curriculum.) 'Ni'-ce job indeed - 555.
Lifeliver - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Ingenious turnaround here on that ingenious sextet. I like the way you worked the bunny and the cat-lady in there, a true fan. Did you know 'Holy Grail' was reputed to be one of Elvis's favorite movies? He was never brave enough to include 'Brave Sir Robin' in his stage repertoire though.
Ogi - January 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks Wendy. Old Man Ribber, shrubberies are always welcome. Lifeliver, I did not know that about Elvis, but I'll keep it it in mind if I every try to parody him :)

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