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Song Parodies -> "All He Does Is Cuss"

Original Song Title:

"All You Need Is Love"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"All He Does Is Cuss"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

Cuss, Cuss, Cuss.
Cuss, Cuss, Cuss.
Cuss, Cuss, Cuss.

There's nothing he can do that can't be seen.
Nothing he can't say on MTV.
Ozzy makes me laugh because we don't know what he's saying.
He's Ozzy.

Nothing you can do to stop laughing.
No one you can save from the cussing.
We cant be Ozzy but you can learn how to be him in time.
He's Ozzy.

All he does is cuss.
All he does is cuss.
All he does is cuss., cuss.
cussings all he does.

All he does is cuss.
All he does is cuss.
All he does is cuss., cuss.
cussings all he does.

loves to warm his butt ,out by the fire.
threw things through the window but not a tire.
Ozzy makes me laugh because we don't know what he's saying.
He's Ozzy.

All he does is cuss.
All he does is cuss.
All he does is cuss., cuss.
cussings all he does.

All he does is cuss (Ozz: All together, now!)
All he does is cuss. (Everybody!)
All he does is cuss, cuss.
Cussing on T.V(Cussing on T.V?).

Sharon!
Sharon!
The dog crapped, bleep! bleep! bleep!
The dog crapped, bleep! bleep! bleep!

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Billy Florio - March 05, 2003 - Report this comment
THis is funny..but Ozzy does more than just cuss...he does bite the head off of bats and doves....but doesnt swallow them, he just spits it out, you see, it just so happens he's a vegitarian.....Now thats funny!
Rick D - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow. Just found this. Amazing how similar themes keep poppiung up no matter how original we think we are. I thought I had it first with "Sexy Sadie" but you beat me to it.

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