The country’s looking forward
To the 1/21/09.
We say, “Move over, Bushie;
Your monarchy’s out of time!”
We say, “Move over, Dick!
Move over, Bush!
Don’t you let the door hit your big tush!”
We’re looking forward to the 1/21/09!

I’m begging to you, voters,
I’m begging on my bended knee:
Don’t vote another in.
Don’t vote another GOP.
I say, vote for the Mules!
Give ‘em two terms!
Don’t you vote for those big Pachyderms!
We’re looking forward to the 1/21/09!

I took my vote.
Run to Obama.
Media said,
Look at his preacher, mama!
I took my vote
To Hillary.
Then I learned
She lost her memory.

Still,
We’re looking forward to the 1/21/09!
Who’ll say, “Move over, Bushie!
The White House is mine, all mine!”?
Who’ll say, “Move over, Bush!
Move over, Dick!
They’ve elected, and I’m their new pick!”?
We’re looking forward to the 1/21/09!

(instrumental break)

I took my vote.
Thought of McCain.
Someone said
He’ll stretch the war again.
I took my vote,
Wrote someone in.
Then I find
My write-in didn’t win.

Still,
We’re looking forward to the 1/21/09!
We’ll say, “Move over, Bushie;
Dictatorship’s out of line!”
We’ll say, “Move over, Dick!
Move over, Bush!
Get out now or we’ll kick your big tush!”
We’re looking forward to the 1/21, oh,
We’re looking forward to the 1/21, oh,
We’re looking forward to the 1/21/09!

Oh Georgie boy, your good ol’ swan song’s calling…