Well sometimes I stay up way too late and
Stare at my computer screen
Trying to write decent
Parodies

I’ll waste three hours at rhymezone
In the hopes that someday I will be
Future Song of the Month
Awardee

Can I be, like Yoidy
Johnny D, 2nz
Can I get my name on
The marquee?

I read today’s submissions, most do
Lack a certain quality
Not sure I can even
Give them three’s

I see poomaster’s name, another
Scatological entry
Sure it will be crap-filled
Guaranteed **

Can it be? Let me see
Oh good grief, make him cease
Stop the fecophilan
Parodies

Songs on thieves, bears grizzly
Just last week, one on weed
Have we leveled off, a
Parity?

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The police, ho’s nappy
And Donny and Marie
No subject is safe from
Parody

And with Phil Alexander’s
And a couple more from TJC
Made the search results move
To page three

I’ll let a week go by and pray that
Comments left won’t skewer me
Will you give me fives Ag-
rimorfee?

It’s a spree, hundred-three
Of released let it be’s
Will we ever get a
Moment’s peace?

Devilry, I decree!
Can we please, let this be
The last parody of
Let It Be