Song Parodies -> Dryer Sheet

Original Song Title:	"Let It Be"
Original Performer:	The Beatles

Parody Song Title:	"Dryer Sheet"
Parody Written by:	Ann Hammond

Hey! I've accidentally written my second parody that starts The Beatles Laundry Collection!

When I put my pants in to the dryer, mother always comes to me
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet
I'm moving clothes out of the washer she stands right in front of me
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet
Dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet

And when my soakin laundry enters dryer they all do agree
Give us one of those Bounce, Dryer Sheets
ALL though socks may be parted, sometimes I can match maybe three
And stuck in my laundry, dryer sheet
Dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet
Dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet
Dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet

And when the night is cold and there is still a load of my laundry
Wait until tomorrow, leave it be
When I take my shirts out of the washer, mother always comes to me
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet
SHUT UP! please, SHUT UP! please, SHUT UP! please, SHUT UP! please, aaah! SHUT UP! please
That's my final answer, SHUT UP! please
SHUT UP! please, SHUT UP! please, SHUT UP! please, SHUT UP! please, aaah! SHUT UP! please
That's my final answer, SHUT UP! please

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments Follow...

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Jason - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Fantastic effort Ann. Why use a dryer at all? Whats wrong with old-fashioned clothes pegs? Ah what the hell, 555s for you.

alvin rhodes - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

admiring your dry humor

Ann Hammond - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks Jason and alvin

Tommy Turtle - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Great twist. "Laundry collection" - cool theme idea. Launder these Fives.

Meriadoc - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Ann, this was delightful! :-D

PMS - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Bouncing you some fives

Yoidy - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Whisper words of softness -- 5 dryer sheets!

AFW - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Clever use of a unique theme

Ann Hammond - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks TT, Meri, PMS, Yoidy, and AFW

Adagio - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment

Wish I could 'accidentally' write any parody. This was funny and a new look to the OS (well, it has been washed) 5's

Ann Hammond - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks Adagio

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thebeatles61.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 81

Song Parodies -> Dryer Sheet

"Let It Be"

The Beatles

"Dryer Sheet"

Ann Hammond

Parody Sections