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Song Parodies -> "My Mach 3"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"My Mach 3"

Parody Written by:

NoNosedDog

The Lyrics

When I find that I get tired of stubble,
Gilette have just the thing for me,
Making sure my chin's done, My Mach 3

A 5 o'clock shadow of darkness
Means diminished respectability
Making sure my chin's done, My Mach 3

My Mach 3, My Mach 3, My Mach 3, My Mach 3,
Making sure my chin's done, My Mach 3

When mountains of broken disposable razors
Impact on us environmentally,
I will still be holding my Mach 3
For though a new blade's started there's
No wastage in the shaft you see
I will still be holding my Mach 3

My Mach 3, My Mach 3, My Mach 3, My Mach 3, Yeah
I will still be holding my Mach 3
My Mach 3, My Mach 3, My Mach 3, My Mach 3
Making sure my chin's done, My Mach 3

My Mach 3, My Mach 3, My Mach 3, My Mach 3
Making sure my chin's done, My Mach 3

And when I'm looking dowdy,
I can trim my face hair perfectly,
It lasts until tomorrow, My Mach 3.
For safe shaves, no loo-tissue to stick
Gilette have just the thing for me
Making sure my chin's done, My Mach 3
My Mach 3, My Mach 3, My Mach 3, My Mach 3
I will still be holding my Mach 3
My Mach 3, My Mach 3, My Mach 3, My Mach 3
Making sure my chin's done, My Mach 3

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Stephen Harrington - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
455, very good, pacing is just alittle off.
Red Ant - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Great idea, but the pacing is off considerably in a few lines, and the repetitiveness weighs down the humor. 344.
NoNosedDog - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks.. duly noted
Jason - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Try the 5-blade Fusion!

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