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Song Parodies -> "My Plea To Kirsten Dunst"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"My Plea To Kirsten Dunst"

Parody Written by:

Adam Eccleshall

The Lyrics

When I saw you fighting plastic soldiers
Too young were you, legally
Figured, maybe I should let it be

But then when you brought it on
I thought, "This chick is the one for me"
We should be together, marry me

Marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Lead my cheer forever
Marry me

And when you darkened Donnie's day by
Saying that your int'rest waned
My joy simply couldn't be contained

So now I dream that maybe we could
Kiss inverted, in the rain
Oh, please won't you be my Mary Jane

Mary Jane
Mary Jane
Mary Jane
Mary Jane
I'm your Peter Parker
Mary Jane

Marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Can't get over you, so
Marry me

(instrumental)

Marry me, marry me, marry me, yeah, marry me
Lead my cheer forever, marry me

And as you served up aces
On the tennis courts, not far from me
Flashed up on the scoreboard, "Marry me!"

But sadly, it seems my advances
Were not seen as too friendly
Now you want to take my memory

Memory
Memory
Memory
Memory
Asking one last time, please
Marry me


Marry me, marry me, marry me, yeah, marry me
Can't get over you, so, marry me

Marry me, marry me, marry me, yeah, marry me
Lead my cheer forever, marry me
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Pacing: 4.5
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Total Votes: 11

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Peter Andersson - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
What a waste of time, writing a parody about a woman you can never have, I would NEVER do that! Oh... wait... never mind, ignore this comment, just take these 5s and DO NOT check out my parody of today. (Damn, you already have). :-)
Rick C - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Adam! I share your passion. What is it with the lovelorn theme today? 555
Red Ant - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
It's his plea, it's his plea, is it good, yes indeed.=)
Michael Pacholek - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
What's wrong with writing parodies about women who will never be yours? Nothing wrong with that, right, Catherine? As for Kirsten Dunst, she's from Brick Township, down the Jersey Shore. So she not only IS a Brick House, she grew up in one!
Dominic L. - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody... 5's
David Pratter - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I love Kirsten Dunst too, she's beautiful, sweet, and a very good actress. I wish she'd marry me! I own Jumanji, The Virgin Suicides, Bring It On, Crazy/Beautiful, Get Over It!, Spiderman, and Spiderman 2 on DVD and really do like her roles in those movies.
Johnny D - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
5s for the parody, and a "Rrrrrowwwwrrrrr" for Kirsten.
Kat - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
You guys are all being very, VERY weird about the whole Kirsten Dunst issue. P.S. Adam, forget it. It won't happen.
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05)No mention of 'Interview With the Vampire' from anyone. Humph! Pacing came and went on this, a little too oblique for people who might know who K.D. is (ah, but what a lovely lady to know!) ;))
Rex - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05-M) Good job.
Adagio - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05-M) Good one, even if you are begging. lol
Red Ant - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) See above!
Stuart McArthur - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(M) wow, fantastic - you got them all, even "Spotless mind" - wait, is Vampire in there? - beautiful pacing and detail - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Kute and Klever Kirsten Kome-on..(see what I did here? I'm SOOOO witty...) 555
Arwen - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--the inverted kiss won me over...along with the fact that I totally know how you feel. Except for in my version, Kirsten is bald and beefy, and goes by the name 'Vin.'
Johnny D - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above... I'm still purr'in' fer Kirsten... rrrrrowwwrrrr ......
Rick C - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) See above.
Scathe - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(M) Just don't stalk.
Phil Alexander - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I wake up to the sound of p'licemen
Oh dear,they're arresting me
Say I should stop stalking... let her be ;-)

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