Song Parodies -> My Plea To Kirsten Dunst
| Original Song Title: | "Let It Be" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Plea To Kirsten Dunst" |
| Parody Written by: | Adam Eccleshall |
When I saw you fighting plastic soldiers
Too young were you, legally
Figured, maybe I should let it be
But then when you brought it on
I thought, "This chick is the one for me"
We should be together, marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Lead my cheer forever
Marry me
And when you darkened Donnie's day by
Saying that your int'rest waned
My joy simply couldn't be contained
So now I dream that maybe we could
Kiss inverted, in the rain
Oh, please won't you be my Mary Jane
Mary Jane
Mary Jane
Mary Jane
Mary Jane
I'm your Peter Parker
Mary Jane
Marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Can't get over you, so
Marry me
(instrumental)
Marry me, marry me, marry me, yeah, marry me
Lead my cheer forever, marry me
And as you served up aces
On the tennis courts, not far from me
Flashed up on the scoreboard, "Marry me!"
But sadly, it seems my advances
Were not seen as too friendly
Now you want to take my memory
Memory
Memory
Memory
Memory
Asking one last time, please
Marry me
Marry me, marry me, marry me, yeah, marry me
Can't get over you, so, marry me
Marry me, marry me, marry me, yeah, marry me
Lead my cheer forever, marry me
Too young were you, legally
Figured, maybe I should let it be
But then when you brought it on
I thought, "This chick is the one for me"
We should be together, marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Lead my cheer forever
Marry me
And when you darkened Donnie's day by
Saying that your int'rest waned
My joy simply couldn't be contained
So now I dream that maybe we could
Kiss inverted, in the rain
Oh, please won't you be my Mary Jane
Mary Jane
Mary Jane
Mary Jane
Mary Jane
I'm your Peter Parker
Mary Jane
Marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Marry me
Can't get over you, so
Marry me
(instrumental)
Marry me, marry me, marry me, yeah, marry me
Lead my cheer forever, marry me
And as you served up aces
On the tennis courts, not far from me
Flashed up on the scoreboard, "Marry me!"
But sadly, it seems my advances
Were not seen as too friendly
Now you want to take my memory
Memory
Memory
Memory
Memory
Asking one last time, please
Marry me
Marry me, marry me, marry me, yeah, marry me
Can't get over you, so, marry me
Marry me, marry me, marry me, yeah, marry me
Lead my cheer forever, marry me
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What a waste of time, writing a parody about a woman you can never have, I would NEVER do that! Oh... wait... never mind, ignore this comment, just take these 5s and DO NOT check out my parody of today. (Damn, you already have). :-)
Good one, Adam! I share your passion. What is it with the lovelorn theme today? 555
It's his plea, it's his plea, is it good, yes indeed.=)
What's wrong with writing parodies about women who will never be yours? Nothing wrong with that, right, Catherine? As for Kirsten Dunst, she's from Brick Township, down the Jersey Shore. So she not only IS a Brick House, she grew up in one!
Good parody... 5's
I love Kirsten Dunst too, she's beautiful, sweet, and a very good actress. I wish she'd marry me! I own Jumanji, The Virgin Suicides, Bring It On, Crazy/Beautiful, Get Over It!, Spiderman, and Spiderman 2 on DVD and really do like her roles in those movies.
5s for the parody, and a "Rrrrrowwwwrrrrr" for Kirsten.
You guys are all being very, VERY weird about the whole Kirsten Dunst issue. P.S. Adam, forget it. It won't happen.
(ABC05)No mention of 'Interview With the Vampire' from anyone. Humph! Pacing came and went on this, a little too oblique for people who might know who K.D. is (ah, but what a lovely lady to know!) ;))
(ABC05-M) Good job.
(ABC05-M) Good one, even if you are begging. lol
(ABC05) See above!
(M) wow, fantastic - you got them all, even "Spotless mind" - wait, is Vampire in there? - beautiful pacing and detail - 555
(ABC) Kute and Klever Kirsten Kome-on..(see what I did here? I'm SOOOO witty...) 555
ABC--the inverted kiss won me over...along with the fact that I totally know how you feel. Except for in my version, Kirsten is bald and beefy, and goes by the name 'Vin.'
(ABC) See above... I'm still purr'in' fer Kirsten... rrrrrowwwrrrr ......
(ABC05) See above.
(M) Just don't stalk.
I wake up to the sound of p'licemen
Oh dear,they're arresting me
Say I should stop stalking... let her be ;-)
Oh dear,they're arresting me
Say I should stop stalking... let her be ;-)
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