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Song Parodies -> "Fun After Ninety-nine"

Original Song Title:

"One After 909"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Fun After Ninety-nine"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

amazing, i'm still living
having fun after ninety-nine
i still drool over honeys
i'm practically out of time
i said...been married once...been married twice
but those biddies were both cold as ice
i'm glad i'm living...having fun after ninety-nine

i bet i'm next to go
i bet next year, i'll be deceased
and when i ain't around
the women will be missing me
i said...been married once...been married twice
but those biddies were both cold as ice
i'm glad i'm living...having fun after ninety-nine

i'm going stag
for the duration
having sex
is still my advocation
young girls, i bag
take them home
ninety-nine
and i'm still going strong

well...i'm glad i'm living
having fun after ninety-nine
i got oodles of money
the ladies like me just fine
i said...been married once...been married twice
but those biddies were both cold as ice
i'm glad i'm living...cause i'm way over ninety
i'm glad i'm living...cause i'm way over ninety
i'm glad i'm living...having fun after ninety-nine


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Charlie Decker - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Hysterical...555
Dee Range - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff, as per your usual, Alvin. I hope you're still writing parodies when you're 99!
Bob Gomez, halfway to 100 - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I said poppin' em once, poppin' em twice, that Viagra was sure worth the price...555, AR and you are Always Rockin. d;:^)
Stuart McArthur - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
and "now those biddies are bothe cold as ice" would have worked too Alvin - going by the odds - great work - 555
AFW - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
At ninety nine..you're doin' fine...
alvin rhodes - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks charlie, dee, bob, stuart and AFW.....great rhyme, bob...lol

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