Dear sir or madam will you play my game,
It's my only chance of making fame.
I hoping for a job with Microsoft,
I'm a total slob so I want to be a-

Platform game writer,
Platform game writer.

It's a stupid game about a stupid man,
and his clinging gorilla wife doesen't understand.
Of course it's original because it's so bad,
And the criticis say that I ought to be a-

Roadside cleaner,
Roadside cleaner!

I've been car designer, Made a box on wheels,
Then I worked as a chocolate wrapper washer
for Nestlé Wagon wheels.
My works have inflicted copyright laws,
I get payed 5 quid a month so I want to be a

Homeless Nobody,
Homeless Nobody!