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Song Parodies -> "Lazy Suicidal Man"

Original Song Title:

"Across the Universe"

Original Performer:

the Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Lazy Suicidal Man"

Parody Written by:

Lex Sora

The Lyrics

Heh, nuff said. If you don't like this kinda subject I wouldn't read if I were you, but for the most part it's harmless. Yes, it goes out of pacing a few places, but I was half sleep when I thought of it...erm, yeah, enjoy!
Press the knife unto my vein
Watching 'Friends' I fall asleep
Still wanting to choke Joey
Or whatever the hell his name may be
So depressed I cannot stand
Life anymore I'll hang my self
Oh wait my souffle it just rang

I'll jump off this roof here
Soon
Lazy suicidal man
Lazy suicidal man
Lazy suicidal man
Lazy suicidal man

Images of broken glass which
That call me to just end my life
They call on me on and on and--damn there goes my phone
I hate needles that's no lie
So an OD is out of mind
I guess I'll try again
Tomorrow, now I have to go to work

I'll jump off this roof here
Soon
Lazy suicidal man
Lazy suicidal man
Lazy suicidal man
Lazy suicidal man

Sounds of laughter, pretty knife
Damn it's too sharp, put it away
I need to think this whole thing through
I'd run my car off the bridge now
But I must get minutes for my phone
In case I mess this up again, I can call my doctor

I'll jump off this roof here
Soon
Lazy suicidal man
Lazy suicidal man
Lazy suicidal man
Lazy suicidal man
I'll jump off this roof here
I'll jump off this roof here...

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