Agent K works for the MIB ,
''Men in Black'' they save the Earth from scum.
But when James shot the girl in the head ,
it seems that Agent K , had found himself a chum.

MIB , can't you see , we're the Men In Black.
Can't you see , we're the Men in Black.
(repeat once)

The Farmer guy was abducted by that giant roach ,
his body was turned inside out and all.
He asked his wife for sugar , but right then she fainted...
cuz' her husbands face was almost two feet tall.

MIB , can't you see , we're the Men In Black.
Can't you see , we're the Men In Black.
(repeat once)

In a couple days , James joined MIB ,
When he could.
In a couple of minutes , he became Agent J ,
stating ''he makes this look good.''

The Majesty of the Arquillian Empire ,
got stabbed in the neck , and it left a giant welt.
When Agent K , and Agent J opened his head ,
an alien said ''the galaxy's on Orion's Belt.''

MIB , can't you see , we're the Men in Black.
Can't you see we're the Men In Black.
(repeat once)

The met Frank the dog , in N.Y.C , N.Y.C.
He told them that the galaxy's small as a pea ,
but J found it on the cat.

The roach thing was about to take off in his space craft ,
Agent K got eaten with his gun.
Agent J provoked him , by squishing bugs ,
but then K blew the alien to kingdom come.

Yeah! MIB , can't you see , we're the Men In Black.
Can't you see we're the Men In Black.
(repeat once)

And if your in trouble , call the MI-MIB.