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Song Parodies -> "Secret Police Running Our Homeland"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Secret Police Running Our Homeland"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Dover & Bill Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

USA PATRIOT Act does say
Big Brother took your civil rights away.
Arrest non-citizens without trial. Invade your privacy in high tech style.
This is what the right wing boobs would do,
To make you worship Duh-Ba-You.
Secret police running our Homeland...

(instrumental break)

New secret police running our Homeland.
King Bush's power makes it so.
New secret police running our Homeland.
Tom Ridge and Ashcroft run the show.
Secret police running,
Secret police running...
New secret police running our Homeland.

Ari Fleischer says, "Watch out - we'll hear!"
Rummy's running up the weapons bill.
Bush took advantage of events.
Illegitimate and bogus.
The White House ain't his home.

But who can stop their right wing show,
When the press don't want you to know?
Power grab by Bush is really wrong,
And he wants to string you along.
To make you worship Duh-Ba-You.
To take advantage of your fears:
Secret police running our Homeland!
New secret police running our Homeland!

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