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Song Parodies -> "I've Got No Hearing"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got A Feeling"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got No Hearing"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Dover

The Lyrics

(As Sung By Rush Limbaugh)

(instrumental intro)

I've got no hearing, I'm deaf on my left ear
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I've got no hearing, I can't hear anything
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Yeah, I've got no hearing!

Oh please believe me, I'm deaf on my left ear
Oh yeah, oh yeah
And please don't call me, hearing aids mean nothing
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Yeah, too much Vicodin!

You said: "Rush don't stand for honesty and integrity
Pigboy is a propaganda to advance the Right's agenda
Another symptom of the dumbing down of America!"

I've got no hearing, I'm deaf on my left ear
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I've got no hearing, I can't hear anything
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Yeah, can't hear what I'm saying!

Everybody had a hard year
I'm just having a good time
Everybody have to live in fear
I just signed a contract for $250 mil
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!

Everybody had a hard year
I'm just a big stoogie smokin'
Everybody pulled their socks up
My words are much like crack cocaine
Oh yeah!...

(instrumental break)

Everybody had a hard year
I'm just having a good time
Everybody have to live in fear
I just signed a contract for $250 mil

Everybody had a hard year
I'm just a big stoogie smokin'
Everybody pulled their socks up
My words are much like crack cocaine
Can't hear ya!...

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