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Song Parodies -> "Squirrels just want to Have Guns"

Original Song Title:

"Fun, Fun, Fun and Girls Just Want to have Fun"

Original Performer:

the Beach boys and Cindi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Squirrels just want to Have Guns"

Parody Written by:

Green

The Lyrics

After analysis of previous comments to my previous song, I have this two part parody of two separate songs.
Part One

One time in the middle night,
A squirrel wanted to go buy a Glock forty five,
He wanted to use it for self defense,
And squirrels want to have guns,
Oh squirrels just want to have guns.

The guy behind the counter said that squirrels legally can’t get hand guns,
Oh really please don’t we have the bill of rights,
Cause squirrels have a right to guns,
Oh squirrels just want to have,
That’s what they really want,
Some guns,
Lobbied right to the Senate,
Oh squirrels just want to have guns,
Oh squirrels just want to have guns,
Squirrels they want, want to have guns,
Squirrels, want to have.

In the House there was a debate,
On whether squirrels should be able to get guns,
The Brady Campaign was all against such,
Oh squirrels they want to have guns,
Oh squirrels just want to have,
That’s all they really want,
Some guns,
Libertarians gave help,
Oh squirrels they want to have guns,
Oh squirrels just want to have guns,
Squirrels they want, want to have guns,
Squirrels, want to have,
They just wanna, they just wanna,
They just wanna, they just wanna,
Squirrels just want to have guns,
Squirrels, squirrels just want to have guns,
Just wanna, Just wanna,
Just wanna, Just wanna,
They just wanna, they just wanna,
They just wanna, they just wanna,
Squirrels just want to have guns,
Squirrels, squirrels just want to have guns,
The president,
The president did not veto,
Oh, the president did not veto,
…………more of the repetitive same……………

Part 2

Well they got shot guns and saw a squirrel through the reticule,
Seems they forgot all about that the critter has an A- four carbine,
And with many guns blasting they emptied the entire clip now,
And they had gun, gun, guns, when hunters were all fighting the prey.
Gun, gun, guns, when hunters were all fighting the prey,
Well the squirrels shot back cause they all had lots of machine guns now,
They had machine guns, had machine guns,
They made the movie 300 look like the film Mary Poppins now,
They had machine guns, had machine guns,
A few snipers tried to shoot’em but hunters attempted fleeing away now,
They had machine guns, had machine guns,
And they had gun, gun, guns, when all the squirrels were shooting away.
Gun, gun, guns, when all the squirrels were shooting away.

Well they should have heard that gun control’s lawfully re-moved now,
Hunters had died, Hunters had died,
And a few leftover RPGs were taken up by some of the small chipmunks now,
Hunters had died, Hunters had died,
Some of the squirrel’s casualties were found covered in their animal poo now,
Hunters had died, Hunters had died,
Cause they had gun, gun, guns and fought all of the hunters away.
Gun, gun, guns and fought all the hunters away,
Cause they had gun, gun, guns and fought all the hunters away.
Gun, gun, guns and fought all the hunters away.

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Agrimorfee - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I like how you made a double medley here, and the idea was pretty darned funny, picturing those lil' buggers shooting at the hunters. But I got to dock you on the pacing of the verses. Also, "Reticule" and "Carbine" are cool words, but they don't fit the rhyme scheme that a song like this really cries for. As a side note, it would help to put the repeating backup vocal lines in parantheses for easier reading in the future. Keep writing, Green!
Susanna Viljanen - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Right to bear arms or right to arm bears? Now that's the question...
Squirrels of Central Park - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
"What eez dees? Yestuhday I gives you two nuts and tuhday you says youse is gonna pay me back! You want I should break your incisors or what?" "Hey, I get da nuts! I get da nuts! I just need a liddle time, Squeezle!"

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