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Song Parodies -> "I'm Starting To Become Unglued"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Want To Be With You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bay City Rollers

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Starting To Become Unglued"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Portrait of a VERY bad day....
It's all the things they do that make my temper blow
It festers all inside me I can't let it go
So don't get me started
I'm DEFCOM 3
I.R.S. is coming out to audit me
I'm always getting screwed
I'm Starting To Become Unglued

My savings has the value of a dozen eggs
Got bitten by a spider and have swollen legs
Just got a girlfriend
Could this be bliss?
Did you know Mono could be caught from just one kiss
I'm sick now with the flu
I'm Starting To Become Unglued

I bought face cream for me
My looks I thought I could enhance
It worked but I just developed
Some boils they need to lance

Read the warning

Lost my winning ticket I'm no millionaire
My face is breaking out and giving lepers scares
Now I needed calming
Tried a new tea
Side effect is that my skin is turning green
I'm a sea monster view
I'm Starting To Become Unglued
My ego's so abused
I'm Starting To Become Unglued

Cops stopped my car to see
If I'd buy a PBA chance
I said drop dead don't hassle me
My fines need high finance

I need a lawyer

I just need to sleep away this hellish day
Showered and got rid of all the pepper spray
My bed is my fortress
Pillow I miss
Could anything spoil my true moment of bliss

Insomnia I'm screwed
I'm Starting To Become Unglued!
No matter what I do
I'm Starting To Become Unglued!
I bid you fond adieu
I'm Starting To Become Unglued!

Copyright 2009

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Christie Marie M - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Sometimes I have days like this. Hope 555's will make the best of your very bad day!
Mark Scotti - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Christie!
2Eagle - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
You didn't say wheather or not your bed was short sheeted or grasshoppers got into wour house.
Leo Keough - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
As one who wakes up to many a bad day, I say "Hooray, many fives should come your way!"
TJC - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice counterpoint/follow-on to your "Stuck in the Middles With Glue" a few days ago...
Andy Primus - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, especially liked the eggs/legs bit but I think I'll stick with the Dusty Springfield version
H53 - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Hi guys. Was out late last night, sooo a belated thanks to: 2Eagle, leo. TJ & Andy! You're right Andy, Dusty rules!!!
Mark Scotti - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Now, I really am starting to become unglued! The H53 comment of thanks was from me. I put the stupid security code in for my name...
Phil Alexander - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Wonderful - didn't realize that the Bay City Rollers had done this song, too... based my two on the Tourists version. Hope life gets better for you :-)
Mark Scotti - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil!
adagio - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment
What a day you had!! Here are some 5's...they'll probably get lost. lol
Mark Scotti - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio!!!
Tommy Turtle - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
"put the stupid security code in for my name..." Wow, that *is* a bad day! .. too bad couldnt'a worked it in the song! TMGLTM, waay overcoming teensy pace glitch or two (or maybe BCR sung it differently) so no spider-nits there, but isn't it "DEFCON"? lol. Great spin, and Dusty Rules! ... (can't modern musicians make up their own songs? seems half are remakes from 50s-60s-70s.) 555
Mark Scotti - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks T. Bay City did pace it a little differently, and you're right about the DEFCON. My bad....
John Barry - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Just saw this. It's stuck in my mind.
Mark Scotti - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, John!!!

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