-> "Take a Load Off, Kerry"
Original Song Title:
"The Weight (Take a Load Off, Annie)"
Parody Song Title:
"Take a Load Off, Kerry"
The Lyrics
(John Kerry)
I pulled into Washington, just thinkin' 'bout what Bush said
I think we'd be better, if I was at this country's head
Uncle Sam, can you tell me, are my pop'lar votes ahead?
He just grinned and shook my hand, "No" was all he said.
Take a load off, Kerry, guess you didn't win
Take a load off, Kerry,
And they voted Bush right back in
(John Kerry again, November 3rd)
I picked up my bags, and walked away with my pride
Then I called old Bush and Cheney, walking side by side
I said, "Hey, George, Congrats, you shot me down"
He said, "You gotta go, but I guess I'll stick around"
Take a load off, Kerry, guess you didn't win
Take a load off, Kerry,
And they voted Bush right back in
(Dick Cheney)
Calm down, John Edwards, ain't nothin' you can say
It's just politics, might lead to the judgement day
"Hell, Cheney, you Dick! we've lost it! Can't you see?"
He said, "We don't have to worry, son, George Bush is running the country."
Take a load off, Kerry, guess you didn't win
Take a load off, Kerry,
And they voted Bush right back in
(Saddam Hussein)
Little Dubya followed me, and he caught me in Iraqi sand
Said, "We've got your oil! So forget Afghanistan!"
I said, "Wait a minute Dubya, you know I ain't the Taliban!"
He said, "That's ok, boy, you're still not Republican."
Take a load off, Kerry, guess you didn't win
Take a load off, Kerry,
And they voted Bush right back in
(Osama Bin Laden)
Crashed the aero-planes, that took a lot of lives
Make 'em bow real low, behead them all with knives
It's tough luck, Mr. Kerry, you might've been the only one
To make a difference...oh well. Election's done.
Take a load off, Kerry, guess you didn't win
Take a load off, Kerry,
And they voted Bush right back in
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