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Song Parodies -> "Every Time I Take A Poop"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime I Think Of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Babys

Parody Song Title:

"Every Time I Take A Poop"

Parody Written by:

Fred Snider

The Lyrics

It's not really about the poop. I just really hate to see grown men waddling down the street with their pants down around their kneees, thinking that they look so cool. Hip hop stars are on a T.V. video. These dopes are on a bus, with women & children around.
Every time I take a poop,
I feel like boyz in hood,
With my pants around my knees,
Them rap stars look so good.
People think those hip hop guys,
Just can't afford a belt,
But I know those hip hop guys,
Make the girls' hearts melt.

But maybe if this song
Comes out then they'll start to know,
( They might start, they might start to know. )
That saggy pants are wrong,
And lets your dumb crotch show.
( Your dumb crotch, your dumb crotch will show. )
Then you'll have to get a grip,
( Get a grip.)
On your buckle so it don't slip.
( It won't slip no more. )
And drops down to the floor.

When someone smart does something good,
The fadders aren't impressed,
But when some jerk does something nuts,
With the way he's dressed,
All the idjots jump on that,
While we hope it will pass,
'Cause the idjots look just like,
A stupid ass.

But maybe if this song
Comes out then they'll start to know,
( They might start, they might start to know. )
That saggy pants are wrong,
And lets your dumb crotch show.
( Your dumb crotch, your dumb crotch will show. )
Then you'll have to get a grip,
( Get a grip.)
On your buckle so it don't slip.
( It won't slip no more. )
And drops down to the floor.

People think they look so cool,
When following a fad,
But they look just like a fool,
To copy what is bad.

But maybe if this song
Comes out then they'll start to know,
( They might start, they might start to know. )
That saggy pants are wrong,
And lets your dumb crotch show.
( Your dumb crotch, your dumb crotch will show. )

Every time I take a poop,
Every time I take a poop,
Every time I take a poop,
I feel like boyz in hood.

Every time I take a poop,
Every time I take a poop,
Every time I take a poop, ( Hip hop star. )
Every time I take a poop, ( You're a fool. )
Every time I take a poop, ( Hip hop star. )
Every time I take a poop, ( I look like you! )



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