Well some of them like bites and scratching
And some like the ones who keep on chatting
And some like the ones who whoop and holler
But those aren't the ones for me, no
The only one I want is the Pillow Biter

Now some like the ones who's teeth are baring
Or the ones who say things clever
And there's the ones who grab your collar
But take all of those from me, Joe
Just give me some time with the Pillow Biter

It just don't matter what they're wearing
Or if they make moves oh so daring
When I want to spend one more dollar
There's only one type for me, bro
I wanna only watch the Pillow Biter

You can have your very own show
But I only want to catch the Pillow Biter

There's hundreds of types of porno
I only wanna pay for the Pillow Biter