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Song Parodies -> "The Pillow Biter"

Original Song Title:

"Midnight Rider"

Original Performer:

The Allman Brothers Band

Parody Song Title:

"The Pillow Biter"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Well some of them like bites and scratching
And some like the ones who keep on chatting
And some like the ones who whoop and holler
But those aren't the ones for me, no
The only one I want is the Pillow Biter

Now some like the ones who's teeth are baring
Or the ones who say things clever
And there's the ones who grab your collar
But take all of those from me, Joe
Just give me some time with the Pillow Biter

It just don't matter what they're wearing
Or if they make moves oh so daring
When I want to spend one more dollar
There's only one type for me, bro
I wanna only watch the Pillow Biter

You can have your very own show
But I only want to catch the Pillow Biter

There's hundreds of types of porno
I only wanna pay for the Pillow Biter
Copyright, 2007 Agrimorfee.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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McKludge - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
{from PCU}: Jeremy Piven: The pillow biters, who are they again?
David Spade: The butt pirates!
Red Ant - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL! Pillow Biter porn... right next to Sheet Shredders at the adult stores. Saucy work, Aggy. 555
John Barry - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Pillow dentally teething.
Johnny D - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Here ... have a chew stick!
MrMacphisto - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Bitingly funny... 5-5-5
Meriadoc - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment female comments on this one I see... ;-)
stuart mcarthur - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
ah yes, one for the she-bes!! (on behalf of the he-bes?) nice job Ag :-)
Matthias - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Kinky as ever, This looks like it could have been written by our very own Johnny D.
Rex - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You know what they say, "better foam than feather". Funny stuff.
Red Ant - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
As above.
Syncronos - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
{from Toy Story} OK...I'm officially freaked out now. All 5s for this, though. Pillow biter porn...I gotta look that up!
bobpiecheese - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) [Contemplates the maning of the song, whimpers and passes out on keyboard, inexplicably typing the rest of comment, correctly guessing the password AND pressing enter...]
Below Average Dave - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yeah it puts me to sleep too:) The OS That is, good job Agri
Jack Wilson - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL awesome. 5s for the title and this

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