Song Parodies -> NAMBLA Man
| Original Song Title: | "Ramblin Man" |
| Original Performer: | The Allman Brothers |
| Parody Song Title: | "NAMBLA Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Drew70 |
If you don't know what NAMBLA stands for, look it up. You'll be just as appalled at the answer as I am.
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Love to take a seven year old by the hand
But once he passes puberty, I hope he'll understand
That I was born a NAMBLA man
My father started NAMBLA down in Georgia
He ended up in jail for what he'd done.
I was born for the back seat of a yellow bus
Till I eat lead from Daddy's gun.
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Playing with my buddies in boxes filled with sand.
But when they miss their supper, their parents understand
That I was born a NAMBLA man
On my way to St Andrew's this morning
Got my robe and dangling rosarie.
I'm always havin a good time down at the CYO.
Them alter boys, they think the world of me.
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Hangin out at Yahoo till my ID gets banned
And when they try to find me, I'll hide in Neverland
Cause I was born a NAMBLA man
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
(extended guitar solo and fade)
Love to take a seven year old by the hand
But once he passes puberty, I hope he'll understand
That I was born a NAMBLA man
My father started NAMBLA down in Georgia
He ended up in jail for what he'd done.
I was born for the back seat of a yellow bus
Till I eat lead from Daddy's gun.
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Playing with my buddies in boxes filled with sand.
But when they miss their supper, their parents understand
That I was born a NAMBLA man
On my way to St Andrew's this morning
Got my robe and dangling rosarie.
I'm always havin a good time down at the CYO.
Them alter boys, they think the world of me.
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Hangin out at Yahoo till my ID gets banned
And when they try to find me, I'll hide in Neverland
Cause I was born a NAMBLA man
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
(extended guitar solo and fade)
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Disturbing and sick, but accurate and dead-on pacing. 5's.
Michael Jackson's next hit????
Back in the 1990s when my father got a piece of mail warning about this new political group, he thought it was just a con to encourage contributions to the group that was sending the mail. It certainly was a fund-raising ploy, but it turns out the senders weren't kidding.
LOL! I first heard of NAMBLA via "South Park," and I thought the group was created for the show. How wrong I was...
Great pacing/wordplay, humorous treatment of a disturbing topic...5-5-5.
LOL... Good job...
What would the Ballman Brothers think?
Good job exposing a sick organization, Drew70.
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