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Song Parodies -> "Reason To Be Shunned"

Original Song Title:

"Seasons In The Sun"

Original Performer:

Terry Jacks

Parody Song Title:

"Reason To Be Shunned"

Parody Written by:

Ogi

The Lyrics

Been lurking around this side for some time, but this is first time i wrote something worth posting. Don't be too harsh :) // Schools in Croatia are getting sexual education subject... which caused media wars between conservatives (led by Church) who oppose the subject and liberals who support it
So now we're getting sexual ed,
We'll know about sex since we are nine or ten
Together we'll for A's and B's
Learn of love and STD's,
Get taught how to use our pees.

Also the teacher's gonna say
It matters not if someone is a gay,
That we should never curse and swear
At gay couples anywhere
- Not our business we don't care!

Innocence, now undone,
Let the children have their fun,
Play with toys and trees climb
Not have sex before it's time

Not all the people do agree
It is the best thing for their family
They fear it won't take very long
Till the children get it wrong
And the boys start wearing thongs

The Church then said we gotta try
To stop that madness or we'll when we die
End up with burns from flames in Hell
Where the evil-doers dwell
And, you know, it won't be well

Can't you see, what you've done
Hell is hotter than the sun
And that's where you'll be in
If you dont say "jerking's sin"

Every priest, every nun,
All protesting, all like one
Dont let kids to find out
What the sex is all about

The kids, we want em ignorant
About the things that they have in their pants
Don't ever touch that wicked thing,
Never think of pleasure ring,
And let em know the kids storks bring

Come on believers, don't trust lies
Sex ed is just communism in disguise
Now holy Church will soon declare
Antichrist's the one who'd dare
To let his child take lessons there

Every priest, every nun,
All were very very stunned
At the things schools would teach
To the kids to whom they preach

But in fact there's just one
Subject's reason to be shunned
'Cause the priests, they all fear
Of the things the kids might hear

Because then, kids would run
When they know what priest had done
That in fact it was wrong
When the priest played with his dong

Pedophiles had their fun,
But now they should only run,
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Phil Alexander - December 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Welcome :-) Wasn't sure where this was going to start with, but I did literally laugh out loud with the "Sex ed is Communism in disguise" line. And you're right: this one is *definitely* worth posting.
Ogi - December 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank you Phil :)
Patrick - December 26, 2012 - Report this comment
From Kansas City, Kansas, a town with many descendents of Croatian immigrants. Your mastery of humorous phrasing in English is very good. The line "We'll when we die end up with burns from flames in Hell" is a nicely constructed sentence that works very expressively. The line about pedophile priests is a motive for opposition to sex education I had never considered before. I encourage you to post more parodies here. It is a shame most Americans do not master other languages. Too many these days do not even speak or write English very well.
Jonathan - December 26, 2012 - Report this comment
looks like I'm a little late to the party but I got Mr. Belvedere Season 3 on DVD for christmas and had myself a merry little marathon Lol! so merry belated christmas and 5's for this parody!
Ogi - December 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Jonathan. @Patrick: Well most of Croats speak good English because we don't translate movies, listen to music in English and surf English websites, while Americans have no reason to learn another language. Glad you liked the parody :)
Meriadoc - January 02, 2013 - Report this comment
I adored all the backwards sentences! That is the kind of thing I love to do in parodies also. 'Get taught how to use our pees" was hilarious.

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