I search for weapons in the sand
I cannot rest til I uncover them
I'm gonna search through the debris
Kick the rubble, sniff the breeze
Til they're found, I'll have no peace

Good-bye my friend I watched you die
You'll always be a hero in my eyes
And that you're gone, it isn't fair
What you fought for wasn't there
I wish that you could have been spared

Fought the war, and we won
Now we're looking for wea-pons
But the ones that we find
Aren't the mass destruction kind

Just yesterday, we found a tree
We proved they had stick man-u-fac-turing
A gravel pit (now don't be shocked)
Evidence of making rocks
Made me tremble to my socks

What we found next, we scarse believed
A million straws and lots of bags of peas
Black Flag and Raid, a hundred cans
Farmer matches, rubber bands
Deadly in their evil hands

Waged a war and we won
Now we're searching for wea-pons
Didn't find them, they're gone
We can't even find Saddam

Waged a war and we won
Now we're searching for wea-pons
Didn't find them, they're gone
We can't even find Saddam

Oh Georgie-boy, what have you done
You said he had the weapons, ton by ton
But all the weapons we have found
Are a joke, his hands were bound
Oh, when we beat that mother down

Can't find a thing, was it a lie?
When Duhbull-yew said that's what we would find
Can't find the weapons anywhere
Got Iraqis in my hair
Saying they don't want me there


Fought the war and we won
Now we're searching for wea-pons
We were armed to the teeth
When we put them under seige

Fought the war and we won
Now we're searching for wea-pons
We were armed to the teeth
When we put them under seige

Waged a war and we won
Now we're searching for wea-pons
Didn't find them, they're gone
We can't even find Saddam

Not surprised that we won
'Gainst their primitive wea-pons
Cuz the ones we could find
Weren't the mass destruction kind