Song Parodies -> Fat Snatch Cleaver
| Original Song Title: | "Cat Scratch Fever" |
| Original Performer: | Ted Nugent |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fat Snatch Cleaver" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
This parody is about a butcher and the meat-cleaver he uses to snatch fat from bones.
Well the butcher snatches gristle off of ev'ry bone
He snatches gristle with ease!
And I know just how he does it, and he sure does it good
His gristle-snatching cleaver cleaves!
He's got a
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Well, the first time that I saw it, his blade was sharp and cold
His chopper hung way down to the floor!
That butcher's like a doctor, a sur-geon snatching gore
He'll cleave and snatch it some more!
He's got a
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Fat-snatch cleaver!
He's got a
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
It's somethin' dangerous!
His cleaver's blade!
He's got it ma-ma-made!
You know he's choppin' when,
You hear'im exclaim,
" I'll shake this bone! Fat's flyin', flyin', bones I'll shake an' scrape! "
( --- instrumental --- )
Well, he makes the pussies purr, with the stroke of his blade
They know they're gettin' it from he!
And the pussy-cats all go, where they know their cleavin' man,
Will toss'em chicken of the sea!
He's got a
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Fat-snatch cleaver!
He's got a
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
( repeat to fade )
He snatches gristle with ease!
And I know just how he does it, and he sure does it good
His gristle-snatching cleaver cleaves!
He's got a
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Well, the first time that I saw it, his blade was sharp and cold
His chopper hung way down to the floor!
That butcher's like a doctor, a sur-geon snatching gore
He'll cleave and snatch it some more!
He's got a
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Fat-snatch cleaver!
He's got a
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
It's somethin' dangerous!
His cleaver's blade!
He's got it ma-ma-made!
You know he's choppin' when,
You hear'im exclaim,
" I'll shake this bone! Fat's flyin', flyin', bones I'll shake an' scrape! "
( --- instrumental --- )
Well, he makes the pussies purr, with the stroke of his blade
They know they're gettin' it from he!
And the pussy-cats all go, where they know their cleavin' man,
Will toss'em chicken of the sea!
He's got a
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Fat-snatch cleaver!
He's got a
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
Fat-snatch cleaver!
Fat
Snatch-cleaver!
( repeat to fade )
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Oh sure, we all believe THAT intro
I guess Snatch That Beaver must have already been done... :-)
Phat cat clever!
5's
Unlike another certain Amirighters version of TOS, this is recognizable, complete, and funny. I will have to now have to make 2 parodies of this, one called " I vote zeros " ( his version ) the other called " Five Five Fivers " ( for this ).
To reiterate what Guy said: clever! 5s
I can almost see you trying to keep a straight face while typing that intro. Your bawdiness is getting more inventive, JD...555
PS- Check out the inthe00s.com near the bottom under quizzes/trivia section for a topic I posted. I'm sure someone with your knowledge will have no problem questioning it. :) ( I think it's the one under Penguin Places, around the 4th from the top of that list ).
The meat inspector says you'll have to close down your Shish-kebab stand unless you pay her some hard 555$
a butcher, eh ?.....suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure....5s
Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver) was THISCLOSE to suing you.
Thanks, Rick D, Leo Jay, Guy, Adagio, Red Ant, John, Kristof, Peter, Alvin, and Michael.
You should write a completely innocent parody and put an intro 'inspired by Playboy magazine' and then see how commenters draw out obscure double-entendres from your work. 555
Thanks Luke!
Mad and meaty, you are the cleaver of clever!!!!!!! 555
Heh heh, thanks Rick C !
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