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Song Parodies -> "Goldfinger"
Original Song Title:
"The Robot"
Original Performer:
Teach-In
Parody Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
My next entry in Bond History Month was the first film in the series to give Bond a sweet set of wheels: The 1964 Aston-Martin DB5, complete with now-standard spy features such as front-mounted .30 caliber machine guns, ejector seat, rear bullet deflector, etc... However, this parody is not about the car, it's about the titular villain of the movie, Goldfinger. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
James Bond had returned from another task,
And when he got back, MI6 had asked
That he take down this guy who had a smuggling scheme.
A piece of cake, or so it seemed.
This man turned a gal into solid gold,*
He’s got other ruses that he’ll unfold.
He’s mean, he is cruel, he is super bad,
He is the worst Bond’s ever had.
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
Its look, its feel, its weight, its shine,
He loves it all around!
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
He’d kill, he’d steal to get some gold,
Even if he drowned!
[Goldfinger]:
007, Goldfinger is speaking,
I wish you to die, not to talk!
Goldfinger! [x2]
This man of steel with a love of gold
Has a heart that is awfully cold.
Atomic weaponry’s part of his plot,
He’s thinks he’s good, he thinks he’s hot!
This man’s got a friend who throws a hat,
It must be fun with his friend at the bat!
Together, they had thought they were masterminds,
But Bond’s the best, they would soon find!
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
Its look, its feel, its weight, its shine,
He loves it all around!
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
He’d kill, he’d steal to get some gold,
Even if he drowned!
[Goldfinger]:
007, Goldfinger is speaking,
I wish you to die, not to talk!
Goldfinger! [x2]
[Goldfinger]:
This is Goldfinger speaking,
Give me your gold!
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
Its look, its feel, its weight, its shine,
He loves it all around!
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
He’d kill, he’d steal to get some gold,
Even if he drowned!
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
Its look, its feel, its weight, its shine,
He loves it all around!
Goldfinger! [x4]
And when he got back, MI6 had asked
That he take down this guy who had a smuggling scheme.
A piece of cake, or so it seemed.
This man turned a gal into solid gold,*
He’s got other ruses that he’ll unfold.
He’s mean, he is cruel, he is super bad,
He is the worst Bond’s ever had.
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
Its look, its feel, its weight, its shine,
He loves it all around!
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
He’d kill, he’d steal to get some gold,
Even if he drowned!
[Goldfinger]:
007, Goldfinger is speaking,
I wish you to die, not to talk!
Goldfinger! [x2]
This man of steel with a love of gold
Has a heart that is awfully cold.
Atomic weaponry’s part of his plot,
He’s thinks he’s good, he thinks he’s hot!
This man’s got a friend who throws a hat,
It must be fun with his friend at the bat!
Together, they had thought they were masterminds,
But Bond’s the best, they would soon find!
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
Its look, its feel, its weight, its shine,
He loves it all around!
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
He’d kill, he’d steal to get some gold,
Even if he drowned!
[Goldfinger]:
007, Goldfinger is speaking,
I wish you to die, not to talk!
Goldfinger! [x2]
[Goldfinger]:
This is Goldfinger speaking,
Give me your gold!
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
Its look, its feel, its weight, its shine,
He loves it all around!
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
He’d kill, he’d steal to get some gold,
Even if he drowned!
Goldfinger,
Goldfinger,
He loves gold, that Goldfinger!
Its look, its feel, its weight, its shine,
He loves it all around!
Goldfinger! [x4]
*Technically, it was paint, but that wouldn't fit the pacing
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting painted gold.
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting painted gold.
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I didn't come here to play golf, ;-D Three golden 5's for your parody Dylan! :-)
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