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Song Parodies -> "Heavin', Must Be Something I Ate Yo"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tavares

Parody Song Title:

"Heavin', Must Be Something I Ate Yo"

Parody Written by:

Yet Another Dutchman

The Lyrics

A thoroughly tasteless idea that I had when this song came on on the radio. It's meant as light entertainment, don't think too much of it. I know "heaven" doesn't rhyme with "heavin'" (the former rhymes with "seven" and the latter with "leavin'") I used the short version of this song, the radio edit, which is cut off when the "love you, love you" bit starts. If you feel ill or something, don't read this parody.
heavin'
must be something I ate, yo
something I ate, that's right
'cause you chose to cook this night
(your food makes me heave, heave)
(it's sickening to me, me)

nauseous (BLUARGH)
I'm filled with queasiness
I ate all I did get
of your nastiness

showers
my puke comes in showers
and every hour after hour
I let erupt what I devoured

there's a pailful on my shoulder
when you cook my gut runneth over
you feed me your glorified junk
and every night I feel it rising back up

yes, I'm heavin'
must be something I ate, yo
something I ate, that's right
'cause you chose to cook this night
(your food makes me heave, heave)
(it's sickening to me, me)

urgh... (heavin', heavin')
urgh... (heavin', heavin')
urgh... (heavin', heavin')
(heavin', heavin')

ooh, I'm knocked out by your feed
and late at night I can't sleep
when I'm puking on my pillow, baby
below my little room there's a toilet, that's where I'll go

hea-hea-hea-hea-heavin'
(must be something I ate, yo) hea-hea-hea-hea-heavin'
something I ate, that's right
'cause you chose to cook this night
ooh, I (your food makes me heave, heave)
(it's sickening to me, me)

not pretty, I can tell ya
(heavin') not pretty, I can tell ya
(heavin') I want a, want a, want a, want a
(heavin') domperidon right now...

(FADE)

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Red Ant - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry DKTOS, but if you want the ultimate spew parody see Stuart McArthur's "Up! Down! Hurl!
Yet Another Dutchman - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll go check it. Thanks for reading, though. Thought this was a well-known song, it plays a lot on the golden oldies station.
Yet Another Dutchman - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the link. But, Red Ant, I submitted the parody because it came to me while Tavares was playing. It mostly wrote itself, verse after verse, while I listened. That's why I'm curious about a rating for the pacing to this one, even though it's repeating itself in the content.

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