Deltoid Brawn,
Steroids pack big muscles on
But, the shots can take their toll
As years go by..
Switch to hunk from punk, today
And soon the piper you'll have to pay
You'll ruin your heart
And prematurely die...

You're twenty one and you want
To impress the ladies
Body of stone and smooth
As a Mercedes..
Better have second thoughts,
Work out in that old safe mode
Only get that one shot in life,
Can't reload..

Talk to the old pros
With steroid Deltoid Brawn
If they are honest
They'll say their health is gone
When you cheat for that quick fix
The price ain't cheap
It shrinks your nads
Deprives you of sleep

Deltoid Brawn
Steroids pack big muscles on
But, the shots can take their toll
As years goes by
Change to hunk from punk, today
And soon the piper you'll have to pay
You'll ruin your heart,
And prematurely die