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Song Parodies -> "Deltoid Brawn"

Original Song Title:

"Delta Dawn"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tanya Tucker

Parody Song Title:

"Deltoid Brawn"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Deltoid Brawn,
Steroids pack big muscles on
But, the shots can take their toll
As years go by..
Switch to hunk from punk, today
And soon the piper you'll have to pay
You'll ruin your heart
And prematurely die...

You're twenty one and you want
To impress the ladies
Body of stone and smooth
As a Mercedes..
Better have second thoughts,
Work out in that old safe mode
Only get that one shot in life,
Can't reload..

Talk to the old pros
With steroid Deltoid Brawn
If they are honest
They'll say their health is gone
When you cheat for that quick fix
The price ain't cheap
It shrinks your nads
Deprives you of sleep

Deltoid Brawn
Steroids pack big muscles on
But, the shots can take their toll
As years goes by
Change to hunk from punk, today
And soon the piper you'll have to pay
You'll ruin your heart,
And prematurely die




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Overall Rating: 4.4

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John Barry - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
A muscular parody.
Michael Pacholek - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad you injected this parody into the site.
alvin rhodes - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
title of the day...lol
Rick C - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with you on this one, AFW. I loved the "smooth as a Mercedes" line. 555
AFW - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks guys
Meriadoc - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever title.
Yoidy - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
A very tricepular parody, 5s!
crazy8snake - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
The pen is mightier. Nice hit

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