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Song Parodies -> "Deltoid Don"

Original Song Title:

"Delta Dawn"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tanya Tucker

Parody Song Title:

"Deltoid Don"

Parody Written by:

Joe Haynes

The Lyrics

Deltoid Don, what's that steroid you've been on
Could it be a-Winstrol, a-Deca, or Test?
And did I hear you say, you was benching 350 today?
And your pecs look like a young womans breast.

He's 21 and his liver is turning to gravy.
And he has no nuts and won't be having babies.
'Cause he's so juiced up, more than the average man.
Trying to look good in a Speedo and deep dark tan.

But when he's old and wrinkled they'll call him Deltoid Don.
The beefiest boy you ever laid eyes on
The tanning bed has turned his skin to leather
And the 'roids have done a number on his liver.

Deltoid Don, what's that steroid you've been on
Could it be a-Winstrol, a-Deca, or Test?
And did I hear you say, you was benching 350 today?
And your pecs look like a young womans breast.

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