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Song Parodies -> "Stand By Your Mayon-naise"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Stand By Your Mayon-naise"

Parody Written by:

Reid Mullins

The Lyrics

Just in time for holiday meals!
Sometimes it's hard to cook Thanksgiving
Givin' all your love to just one meal
You'll have a bad time so he'll have a good time
Gulpin' down those taters you had to peel

But if you love him, you'll protect him
When he comes back for that half-time snack
Keep all your leftovers adequately warmed-over
Fight salmonella if you can!

Stand By Your Mayonnaise
Keep it refrigerated
Heat up that bird you basted
So it won't hurt his tummy

Stand by your ham
Don't let it sit out too long
Keep ptomaine from your Honey Glazed

Stand By Your Mayon-naise!
Vocals by Shannon Whaley!Site name

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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AFW - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Altho' I know, (and, I'm sure you know) you have to stretch the pacing quite a bit, to make, "man" fit "mayonnaise"...this is a pretty funny idea, and well done.
MrMacphisto - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
A fifteen point spread for you... 5-5-5

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