Song Parodies -> Divorce Your Man
| Original Song Title: | "Stand By Your Man" |
| Original Performer: | Tammy Wynette |
| Parody Song Title: | "Divorce Your Man" |
| Parody Written by: | James Squire |
For my Aussie mate Busty Brasierri - you go girl!A girly song just for you.(Note I used your Aussie cuss words - just for you)
Sometimes it's hard to hold your temper
When your patience's tried by a bloody man
He's just a mongrel
He's a drunken bum who
Wasted all the best years of your life
You've had enough, don't forgive him
It's time you made him understand
You get a lawyer
To do the dirty work for ya
Chuck the scumbag out is my advice
Divorce your man
Just keep the kids and castle
Dump him right on his arse he'll
Wonder what the hell hit him
Divorce your man
Then sue for alimony
Take all the assets that you can
Divorce your man
Divorce your man
Then sue for alimony
Just give him all the grief you can
Divorce your man
When your patience's tried by a bloody man
He's just a mongrel
He's a drunken bum who
Wasted all the best years of your life
You've had enough, don't forgive him
It's time you made him understand
You get a lawyer
To do the dirty work for ya
Chuck the scumbag out is my advice
Divorce your man
Just keep the kids and castle
Dump him right on his arse he'll
Wonder what the hell hit him
Divorce your man
Then sue for alimony
Take all the assets that you can
Divorce your man
Divorce your man
Then sue for alimony
Just give him all the grief you can
Divorce your man
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Okay, I'm bitin' on this one too; why not? It's great.
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