Yeah, Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin are real little men
takes so long: read the books, watch the movies, you'll understand
R-I-N-G must be D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D
Or else Middle Earth will soon be doomed
Sam's H-O-B-B-I-T

L-O-T-R's L-O-N-G; it's one long trilogy
Peter Jackson filmed the flicks for so many years
A short guy in this film is called an H-O double B I-T
Oh, this sure rocks, it's too bad L-O-T-R's L-O-N-G

Merry, Pippin, these folks are pimpin'
It's Bilbo's Birthday
O-N-E H-U-N-D-R-E-D eleven
I spell out all the funny words
Because they're hard to pronounce
'Cause I can't pronounce Aragorn
Or Saruman, poor me

L-O-T-R's L-O-N-G; it's the Lord of the Rings
Frodo, Pippin, Sam, and Merry drank lots of beers
And Gollum wants the Ring, he steals from H-O double B I-T
Oh, this sure rocks, it's too bad L-O-T-R's L-O-N-G