Song Parodies -> Can't Stand Your Man
| Original Song Title: | "Stand By Your Man" |
| Original Performer: | Tammy Wynette |
| Parody Song Title: | "Can't Stand Your Man" |
| Parody Written by: | maggie |
Had to write a funny song for my french class about Men and we are going to translate it into Franch during class......the men were a little upset that we celebrated International Woman's Day in class and grumbled that no one ever celebrated them! So the females thought it would be funny to do it in a funny way so here is my contribution.
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Giving all your time to teach your man
He'll have some bad times and you'll have fun times
Doing things that he don't understand
But you're aware he'll never change
Why you married is hard to understand
But if you left him
Knowing he can't swim
You'd better know how to shovel sand
Can't stand your man
Give him some rope to swing to
You'll need something firm to cling to
If the night is cold and blowin'
Can't stand your man
Oh tell the world you love him
But keep giving him all the drugs you can
Can't stand your man
But if you miss him, check yourself right in
Cause after all his just a man
Can't stand your man
Give him some rope to swing to
You'll need something firm to cling to
If the night is cold and blowin'
Can't stand your man
Oh tell the world you love him
But keep giving him all the drugs you can
Can't stand your man.
Giving all your time to teach your man
He'll have some bad times and you'll have fun times
Doing things that he don't understand
But you're aware he'll never change
Why you married is hard to understand
But if you left him
Knowing he can't swim
You'd better know how to shovel sand
Can't stand your man
Give him some rope to swing to
You'll need something firm to cling to
If the night is cold and blowin'
Can't stand your man
Oh tell the world you love him
But keep giving him all the drugs you can
Can't stand your man
But if you miss him, check yourself right in
Cause after all his just a man
Can't stand your man
Give him some rope to swing to
You'll need something firm to cling to
If the night is cold and blowin'
Can't stand your man
Oh tell the world you love him
But keep giving him all the drugs you can
Can't stand your man.
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I liked the rope part.
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