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Song Parodies -> "P-U-B-L-I-city! (Jordan's Anthem)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"P-U-B-L-I-city! (Jordan's Anthem)"

Parody Written by:

Wendy Christopher

The Lyrics

To anyone who lives in the UK it will be completely obvious who 'Jordan' ("Real Name Katie Price") is - a girl who makes Anna Nicole Smith look prudish and painfully shy. If you haven't heard of her.... well, enjoy your freedom while it lasts. She's out there... and she's coming... be VERY afraid!!
There’s not a thing I won’t discuss
My whole life’s an open page
And those who stand in my spotlight
Can just get off my stage
From huge GGs to all of my plastic S-U-R-gery
I will get it all out for the lads
Every brain fart fresh and free

Some P-U-B-L-I-city will get me through the day
One more chance to slag off P-E-T-E-R An-dre
I’ll take the ‘Heat’ ‘cos it’s ‘OK!’
So ‘H-E-double-L-O’ me!*
Need at least six inches… of P-U-B-L-I-city!

I’m so hot but people hate it
Why? It’s so unfair
Just’ cos I’m always pissed in clubs
With both legs in the air
They say they pity my poor kids
Second place to my fame and greed
They made my book launch
What more do those little buggers need?

‘Cos P-U-B-L-I-city is the thing I adore
This gift I keep giving ‘til you can’t take any more
So give me ‘Heat,’ it’s all ‘OK!’
And ‘H-E-double-L-O’ me!
‘Cos my bread-and-butter is P-U-B-L-I-city!

And P-U-B-L-I-city has made me what I am
Everybody loves it or they wouldn’t give a damn
They take the ‘Heat’ ‘cos it’s ‘OK!’
To ‘H-E-double-L-O’ me!
And that’s why I get so much P-U-B-L-I-city!
* Heat, OK! and HELLO! are all celebrity gossip magazines in the UK.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Wendy Christopher - May 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Yep, I'm going to comment on this one: I guess I must have thought the words fit at the time (for some bizarre reason,) but having heard TOS a few times since, I've realised the pacing is waaaaaay off. So I'm not a happy bunny with this effort - will try and fix it at some point in the future. Just thought I'd chuck that in.
Wendy Christopher - May 12, 2011 - Report this comment
I wasn't the person who voted 555 (for myself) by the way! Don't know who that was, but it definitely wasn't me. That would be pretty dumb.

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