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Song Parodies -> "Dodgeball Hits"

Original Song Title:

"Ballroom Blitz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sweet

Parody Song Title:

"Dodgeball Hits"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

the south park dodgeball team takes on the mighty chinese...
are ya ready, stan?...aha
cartman?...yeah
kyle?...Ok
alright fellas......let's go !

playing sports is so hard
yet you don't expect fatalities...aha
these chinese kids are so strange
they play this game with such ferocity

oh...i see a kid on his back
as a matter of fact
and his blood is as red as the sun
they call in a coronor for all the dead foreigners
only when the game is all done

oh yeah...it was no light sting
cause their power was frightening
and our bodies were bruising
and our side is still losing

yeah...yeah..yeah...yeah...yeah
then i heard the ball whack
and everything went black
cause it hurts ya when the dodge ball hits
we'll all be dead by morning
i'm givin' ya the warning
gonna hurt ya when the dodge ball hits
dodge ball hits...dodge ball hits...
dodge ball hits...dodge ball hits

i'm trying to hit someone
touching no one's all i ever do
oh...i'd love to bowl you over
but it appears the ball went left of you...aha

then a ball hit my back
and i heard a rib crack
and it aches so damn much that i cry
my flesh has been torn here,
but since we're not born here
they will kill us , yes, i think we will die

oh yeah...they're so sadistic
and we're masochistic
and the whole team is bleeding
and its first-aid we're needing

yeah...yeah..yeah...yeah...yeah
then i heard the ball whack
and everything went black
cause it hurts ya when the dodge ball hits
we'll all be dead by morning
i'm givin' ya the warning
gonna hurt ya when the dodge ball hits
dodge ball hits...dodge ball hits...
dodge ball hits...dodge ball hits

quit when the dodge ball hits
quit when the dodge ball hits
quit when the dodge ball hits
SCREAM...when the dodge ball hits

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

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sloatead - February 08, 2004 - Report this comment
hmmm, thought this might happen...seems we have a case of south park overload here, and people just aint voting...i gave ya 5's tho

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