-> "High School Lit"
Original Song Title:
"Ballroom Blitz"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"High School Lit"
The Lyrics
do i like to read ?..nah
steinbeck ?...ugh
twain ?...no way
cause those fellas
both blooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
oh...its been gettin' so hard
readin' all these books assigned to me...uh huh
oh...the tales they tell are so strange
i'd rather watch a movie on TV..uh huh
oh...i see a fat paperback...and i know for a fact
that it must be read till its done
i just know i'll abhor it...i'd rather ignore it
cause i don't find it's passages fun
oh yeah...it ain't enlightenin'
and the length is so frightenin'
and it just doesn't move me
i need something more groovy
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
and the fat paperback...i just refuse to crack
cause i've had it with this high school lit
gonna run down to border's...and cancel all my orders
cause i've had it with this high school lit
high school lit...high school lit...high school lit...high school lit
these teachers don't know nothin'
teachin' nothin's all they ever do...uh huh
oh...my readin' days are over
my nights of writin' book reports are through...uh huh
and the fat paperback's goin' back on the rack
and i swear that i'll no longer try
this mission's aborted, cause its been reported
readin' kills you...cause its bad...for your eyes
oh yeah...gimme electric
watchin' TV's infectious
and i'm fed up with readin'
its more action i'm needin'
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
and the fat paperback, i really couldn't hack
cause i've had it with this high school lit
and these books should be shorter
i only read a quarter
now, i've had it with this high school lit
high school lit...high school lit...high school lit...high school lit
oh yeah...they're not excitin'
and my schedule, i'm lightenin'
all these books, i'll be losin'
to the movies, i'm cruisin'
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
and the fat paperbacks... just lay around in stacks
cause i've had it with this high school lit
they're just tossed in the corner...you see my teacher, warn her
that i've had it with this high school lit
high school lit...high school lit...high school lit...high school lit
quit...quit...this high school lit
quit...quit...this high school lit
quit...quit...this high school lit
quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit all this high school lit
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