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Song Parodies -> "Pop-Ups Online"

Original Song Title:

"Devil Gate Drive"

Original Performer:

Suzie Quatro

Parody Song Title:

"Pop-Ups Online"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Question: What's more annoying than online Pop-Up ads? Answer: A Suzie Quatro song!!!
“Hey! You guys hate all those Pop-Ups online?”
“Yeah!”
“Well, Let’s bitch!”

(“You Have Got Some Mail”)

There’s one, There’s two
These Pop-Ups Stink!

You think that you can hide, but you soon will collide
With these Pop-Ups online
(Ooooooooooo)
If you go search for sex, don’t be too perplexed
When more Pop-Ups arrive
(Ooooooooooo)
They’re annoying I know, but it’s how they make dough
Ad boxes are not denied, Nope, They all seem to flow
Until you are so fed up, and online you won’t go
You can whine
There’s still Pop-Ups online

So go online (Yeah!)
Have a spine (Yeah!)
Watch as Pop-Ups unwind
Every website (Yeah!)
Met their blight(Yeah!)
Tons of Pop-Ups in spite
Full of Pop-Up hate, Full of Pop-Up hate
Hate those Pop-Up websites!
It’s pure Pop-Up fate, It’s pure Pop-Up fate
As soon as you log online!

And they’ll soon fill your screen
“Come and join the Marines”
Stupid Pop-Ups I’ve eyed
(Oooooooooo)
It how they make their green
“You’ve Won A 360!”
Pop-Ups are so full of lies
(Ooooooooo)

And on that X you’ll click
Again and again
“Sign up for dates”
“Just fill the blanks all in”
Curse words leave mouths while on the Internet
We’ve declined all those Pop-Ups online

They’re not slight (Yeah!)
They’re not right (Yeah!)
Gosh dang Pop-Up websites

Make us cry (Yeah!)
Full of lies (Yeah!)

There is Pop-Up eight, There’s another great
Retched Pop-Ups online!
One selling primates, it is no debate
These Pop-Ups are not fine

Oooooh…
They connive every time, such a crime

Well
You thought Spam was bad, but Pop-Ups make me mad
Selling pills for sex drives to make your joystick grow
And some will not shut up, “Won an I-Pod Nano”
They aren’t kind
Damn these Pop-Ups online!

You’ll run and hide (Yeah!)
Brain has fried (Yeah!)
Why these Pop-Ups, Oh why?!

I’m so annoyed (Yeah!)
Not overjoyed (Yeah!)

“You’ll win a free maid”, I think I’ve got played
By these Pop-Ups online

“Come on boys meet some Dot Come floozy!”
“Just click right here, Now!”

A ton, a slew, I’ve got so peeved

Can’t survive (Yeah!)
I just died! (Yeah!)
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!!!)

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alvin - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
ooh look...fives popped up for you
Jeff Reuben - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Susie Who? :) I loved the idea for the song. Something universally annoying to everyone :)
Agrimorfee - February 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Artist hatred in this comp. always seems to bring out the best writing, doesn't it? :)
UnKNownVo - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Squire Matthias, about as annoyig as MaDonna
Matthias - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Correction: That should be "Come on boys meet some Dot Com floozy" not "Dot Come"...
Rex - March 01, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Marvelous concept, I recommend Adblock Plus.
Below Average Dave - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You actually out-rhymed the original, very cool
Invisible Boy - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I just want to say...
Wait !!! I've just learned that I'm the 1 millionth visitor to your parody...I'd better "click here"...rats!...I just won a date with Suzie Quatro
I liked this, Matty. A theme we all can relate to...
Silver Power - October 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Pop-ups can cause viruses, therefore I believe they should be illegal. Great parody! 5s.
Glen S - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Kudos on the rhymes, Matt. And I can support your theme. My maid never got here either.
DJ Blaze - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I have a pop-up blocker, but before then pop-ups were HELL! Great work. 555
Arwen - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Pop ups are almost as annoying as those dancing babies/mothers/aliens/whatever that constantly line the side of my screen. =) Great job, Matty!
bobpiecheese - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
(Dec3) At last, a chance to read this parody after forgetting to vote on the Suzi Quatro round! Even though I'm not as afflicted as you seem to be, I agree with the sentiment that pop-up ads are f#%$ing annoying. 555!

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