(Michael Myers)
i said an h-a-l-l-o-w-e-e-n
to the hack hack chop, a you dont stop
the horror of the bang bang bogeyman up jumped the boogieman
the rhythm of the boogie, the scream

now what you hear is not a bummer--i know what you did last summer
and me, Vorhees, and my friend Krueger are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder mike and i wear a white Shatner mask
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the orange and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang on your door
say I am the boogieman the bang bang boogieman
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body shock
well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along
and next on the mike is my man Jason
come on, Jason, sing that song

(Jason)
check it out, i'm the f-r-i-d-a-y-the-t-h-i-r-t-e-e-n-t-h
I wear a hockey m-a-s-kayee
ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix
and these reasons i'll tell ya why
Comin' back from the dead is so much fun
I'm Jason Vorhees
ya see i got more black than muhammad ali and i slash so viciously
If we start repeating ourselves
I'm sorry, but this song got too long
Longer than King Kong

(Michael Myers)
i said an h-a-l-l-o-w-e-e-n
to the hack hack chop, a you dont stop
the horror of the bang bang bogeyman up jumped the boogieman
the rhythm of the boogie, the scream

now what you hear is not a bummer--i know what you did last summer
and me, Vorhees, and my friend Krueger are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder mike and i wear a white Shatner mask
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the orange and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang on your door
say I am the boogieman the bang bang boogieman
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body shock
well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along
and next on the mike is my man Freddy
come on, Freddy, sing that song

(Freddy)
People said I was dead
I killed folks on Elm Street when they went to bed
It's too bad that Chucky doll ain't here
Not to be confused with the Amiright dude
Charles Lee Ray is awfully rude
I, myself, am fiery colored with an odd plaid sweater
Nothing better
I said a hip hop
The hippie the hippie----
----Oops! Wrong song!----

REPEAT FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES