[Tommy Shaw:]

(Cy)clorama is our first studio album without longtime boss DeYoung
Lawsuit has put an end to our friendship and I took back my guitar
Cyclorama will hit the Billboard charts and go straight up to number one
DeYoung is gonna frown from our success and we won't be friends for long


[JY:]

The sales are up, the news is out
They bought our new CD
It's out today, it made the grade
Sales are up and counting
Better without Dennis Daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyeeee
Cyclorama's out today
Gotta use the can

[JY goes to the bathroom]


[Glen Burtnik:]

Cyclorama has been years in the making had the idea in our heads
Bon Jovi singing "Dead or Alive" it was for sure Styx is not dead
"Dear Diary" was written by Britney, she writes these classic songs; us, some
DeYoung is gonna frown from our success and we won't be friends for long


[Todd Sucherman:]

The sales are up, the news is out
They bought our new CD
It's out today, it made the grade
Sales are up and counting
Better without Dennis Daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyeeee
Cyclorama's out today
Aykroyd's first name's Dan


[Chuck Panozzo:]

(Cy)clorama is our first studio album without longtime boss DeYoung
DeYoung is gonna frown from our success and we won't be friends for long

---Song stops!---

[Tommy:]
Hey, Chuck, I don't remember you on this album at all.

[Chuck:]
I think I did a couple tracks with you guys.

---Song restarts!---

[Lawrence Gowan:]

The sales are up, the news is out
They bought our new CD
It's out today, it made the grade
Sales are up and counting
Better without Dennis Daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyeeee
Cyclorama's out today
Aykroyd's first name's Dan

[Dennis:/Ad-libs/Fade out]
They are wanted mee-eeeeeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeeeeeee-eeeeen!
And I told them nooooooooooooooooooooo-o!
I wanna be in Styx s'more! Whoooo!
But I'm too old!